Judge — March 3, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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] The Summons | Winner of Judge’s Pun Contest | The policeman entered — the | café, and with great dignity an- nounced to aman atone of the | tables: “Your car awaits with- out.” “Without what?" retorted the " rather loud-mouthed gentleman. ig Feb, 11 “Without lights,” said the po liceman, our name and ad . —OvtLook Vaniey Perkins New York City Next week the winner of the dress, please. Contestannounced “If the engagement is broken in’ the Hith ‘ 4 : off. why don’t vou send the ring issue will be de- : back cided. “Dm keeping it until the next ces what he's got to live up -Loxvox Opinion This will being the Contests to a | “Who's that knocking at my Jawr?” close. i | | “Look at the pretty telephonist a il | Jener will continue its Pun department under the title | at the next table.” Hh THE PUN SHOP, but instead of accepting only one cach week, “How do you know she is a ih it | it will accept as many as the Editors consider funny or punny | telephonis | | enough. $5.00 will be paid for each onc used. Each will be illus- “L have said ‘Hello" twice and | trated and the drawing sent to the originator of the pun. got no reply Revised Proverb Modern woman has been tried and found wanting—everything | under the sun, —Everynopy’s Wrekty an The English law gives a man | the right to open his wife's let- | ters. But it does not give him | the courage. Passinc Siow Unmarried—Your wife seems to be nursi grievance. it’s teething, > all night. Dairy Tereorarit SORTHERN his mother, referring to the con- ductor of the orchestra: “Why does that man hit at that woman with his stick?” “He's not hitting plied the mother. “Well, then, what's she hol- lerin’ for?” Answers | | The celebrated soprano was an doing a solo when Bobbie said to i | i i She—Thank you for the hug and kiss | He—The same to you, the Wi pressure was mine. . | -Everypopy'’s Wrexy | All puns must be submitted on post cards or slips of paper post ecard size. None will be returned. | Address, Pun Editor of Judge, 627 W. 43rd St., New York City. | wom | —Unk, Berlin “T have no more confidence in | “Why not “TD put a matrimonial adver- tisement in the paper and one of the replies was from my fian OIeZy DEVS “Ban Corre Penne “Do the children understand T call her my little Flower, bee the bed-time stories?” cause she's always potted, “I dunno, 1 girl went to sl a hash recipe.” ast night my little p very nicely on Judge pays $5 for each one printed. —Lovisvirte Courter Leaves from Myrtles sketch-book By Harry Grant Dart sive reach and re timbre. Although intense in its breadth, it ‘syme | expan} prebensive mens be the crime of the century if Co- are tensively onia’s voice is not trained, bu synchronizing para isn't affable towa seen exu t act as though he cording to Cousin Bruce, it will neighbors come in comicbooks.com EDWARD LANGRE PEINTING CO, INC, JAMAICA,