Judge — March 3, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

In the Automotive Manner With the premiére of a new _— automobile stirring occupants of fh cities, it's only a question of time nH when Big Business, aping the ow éclat’ surrounding automobile | presentations, will introduce other ui | products somewhat like this: | “One of the social events of the current season was held yes | terday afternoon at Jenkins’ Cop—Hey, you! This is a one-way street! “Th? joke’s on you, Offsher—I'm backing through (hic) it.” Drug Store. Long before the appointed hour for the first show- ing of the new 1928 model Kleano Tooth Brush the streets for blocks around were thronged with great’ crowds of people, cager to get the first glimpse of the Tooth Brush of the Century. Mounted Police and three Na tional Guard companies were on hand to restrain the more curious who several times rushed the police lines in their anxiety to behold the 1928 Model Kle _ “Before a brilliant audience that filled the orchestra and dress circle of the Metropolitan Opera House last evening, an audience that included prominent al and professional people, > was Fr -d for the very first time the new 1 Model Ajax One Button Union Suit. As carly as seven o'clock the notables started arriving and long before the time for the cur- tain to rise a galaxy of beautiful women and famous men breath- The next entry in the yearly class at Havre de Grace is Pins lessly awaited the moment when and Needles, Sid Perelman up, “Now then,” began Miss Haver an eager world would gaze at the straw of the fifth grade, “what's velocity?” “A cinch!" smirked splendid new Aristocrat of Un- one of the lifers. “It’s what a quy lets go of a hot plate with!” derwear.’ Let a smile be your umbrella on a rainy day, gents, and baby Antucr L. Lirewans your mother like she babied you. comicbooks.com