Judge — February 25, 1928 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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YL Bright Sayings of Children Jupce will pay $5 to every parent who will keep his d——m mouth shut about bright cracks sprung by his off- spring, or any other child. A Quick Thinker Little Blahblah, aged four, was trudging along the road when a stranger stopped him and pointing to a package that the lad carried said, What have you in the package, my little man?” Blahblah looked up at the benevo- lent old gentleman and quick as a wink cried, “None of your d—m business!” Mr. Georgie Olsen, 3398 Gilch St., Galveston, Texas. Only Six Little Billy Bratt, aged six, swore mething terrible and his mother aged thirty-eight, asked the minister ged fifty ay something to him So the minister, aged fifty-six, said to ged six, “Billy, do you know happens to little boys who And little Billy, aged six, No, [ll bite; what happens to blank blank little boys when they swear?” And the minister, aged fifty- six, replied, “Well, the devil takes them and roasts them in a red hot tre!” And little Billy, aged six, said. Does he really do that?” And the minister said, “Huh, huh!” And little Billy said, “Well the blankety blank, blank, blank!"—Mr. Walter O'Keefe, Yonkers, N. Y. Only Seven Little Barney Gallant, aged seven, went into a drug store and banging his fist on the soda fountain yelled Give me a drink before the trouble starts!” After he had finished it he again banged on the counter and again cried, “Give me a drink before the trouble starts By this time the clerk was very much perturbed, a when little Barney yelled again, “ me a drink before the trouble s the clerk, who used to be the Santa Claus in Mac basement, said: “What’s the idea of all this ‘give me a drink before the trouble starts!’ Who's going to start any trouble— huh?” Barney, with a roguish twinkle in his , exclaimed, “You are, be- cause I'm not going to pay for these drinks!” — Mr. Walter O'Keefe, Omaha, Nebr. in Liberty Number of Judge EMBARRASSING MOMENTS When you take your fiancee, who lives forty miles from the city, to the theatre and a supper club, and then miss the last train that you assured her she'd be sure to make, be nonchalant, light a MURAD Cigarette. © 1928, P. Lanittard Co, Eat. 1749 The Luxurious Mohair ‘Upholstery comicbooks.com