Judge — February 18, 1928 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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cc Winner of Pun Contest for Week Ending Jan. 28 Impasses When two men get together, each of whom has just picked up Australia on his one-valve set. When two women get together, each of whom has just met “the handsomest man.” An actor and an author, each with a pocketful of favorable press notices. Two golfers who have just made a hole in one. Two women who've just got over an operation. A couple of babies both cutting their first tooth. —Lonvon Opinion “Can you fix me up to look like a German or a Spaniard or even a Hottentot?” asked the nervous man, who had dropped into the costumer’s shop. “Just what’s the idea—do you want a costume for a masquerade party or what?” asked the puz- zled shopkeeper. “No,” replied the man, “I am an Englishman, and I have to go to Chicago on business.” —Cincinnati Enquirer “Horseshoe by Baby in the Tree Top.” Winner: R. WEED 16 Gramercy Park New York City. The Weekly Pun Contest has come to a close, but Jupoe will be pleased to receive puns and will pay for any accepted and used at its regular rates. Many a fellow who's a big noise at the office is only a little squeak at home. —Pink 'UN LIBERTY! LIBERTY! How Many Crimes Are Committed in Thy Name! NEXT WEEK JUDGE WILL DO ITS VERY BEST TO UNCOVER THEM ALL! Watch for the Biggest Magazine Burlesque of the Year! The LIBERTY Number of JUDGE OUT NEXT THURSDAY! Laughing Time: 6 Days, 11 Hours, 60 Minutes Wer! MURDER! POLICE! A crime |S BEING Com~ 7 BEFORE ¥ oO BGT ves! OR connie ane K . ENRAGED HATPIN STABS OLD “FASHIONED MERRY WIDOW HAT “O DEATH IN NORTH WOODS, he nd Veg onmuns n= we have~ Pere Sam MLE ReBecrA pen E . Loy etus Jn ANN {Papa MAMMA ¢ ep: : Poe eae egg Ff A NICE VIEW OF WE PARENTHESES FAMILY GOING TOTHE MOVIES. GOSH, Glets! DiD7A EvaH SEE SUCH A BOWLEGGED BUNCH IN Your’ LIFE? A LASS From OSKALCOSA, LAssoesS A LASS IN ALSKo- AND -HS, ComRadeS. QOEEALEE- 4p A BABY YoDEL YODELLING ITSELF -O SLEEP, EDWAUD LANGER PRINTING CO., 1NC., ZaMAIgA, . ? comicbooks.com