Judge — February 11, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Judge’s Weekly Pun Contest WINNER FOR WEEK ENDING January 21st Guenev W ams, Jr, Ann Arbor, Mich. Send in’ your worst in. Jepar will pay $25 for the most territ one received each we and it) will be illus- trated by one of Jupar's artists and the original dri iz will be sent to the winner; except in the case of a tie, In case more than one contestant sends in the winning pun during the week for which the prize is arded—each will re- ve the prize. All puns must be submitted on postcards or slips of paper the size of postcards. None will be returned. Addr Pun Editor of Junc Washing done; crossing the Della wear. Catactysmic Moments Mr. Glastonbury wears his winter underwear. Sweet Potatoes and Marsh- mallows Some dark night Tam going to dynamite the aerials of Radio Station WWW. Under the cover of Stygian blackness I am going to ki Miss Letit Protein a desert island millions of miles from the nearest microphone. And the reason is Sweet Potatoes and Marsh- mallows! A pox on this messy dish! Sweet Potatoes and Marsh- mallows! Will I ever escape it? At the Jackson's, at the Jacob at the Kelly the Cohen's, : Dew Loocy's—Sweet Potatoes and Marshmallows! ‘The epidemic is here. The blight is in our midst. “Be sure to bring Arthur for dinner. I've got some- thing that he'll love—Sweet Pota- toes and Marshmallows!" . . . “I've got a dandy surprise for dinner.” (This from the wife.) What does it prove to be? Sweet Potatoes and Marshmallows! Cursed dish, it haunts me. I wake at midnight and shout its name. I dream that fiendish little imps are cramming it down my throat. Sweet Potatoes and Marshmallows! Grr. I warn you, Miss Letitia Pro- tein, “household counselor and domestic science expert.” Either announce over the radio during your regular hour tomorrow morning that you withdraw your recommendation of Sweet Pota toes and Marshmallows or suffer the consequences, Ever since you broadcast this infernal recipe a month ago the light has gone out of my life, the groaning board has been a horror and into my protesting stomach I've shoveled tons and tons and tons of Sweet Potatoes and Marsh- mallows! —Artucr L. Lippmann “Marie, wouldn't you like to marry a thrifty man?” rs, I should like to marry one—but I should not like to be engaged to one.” —Utk, Brrun Adequate” tried to oute my wife but 1 adequate.” EDWAED LANGER PRINTING CO., INC, JaMalCa, &. T. comicbooks.com