Judge — February 11, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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TEETH ARE WHITE So good to look upon, teeth of flash- ing whitenessadorn personal charm. But they do not safeguard health against Pyorrhea. Unaware of this fact, 4 persons out of 5 after forty and thousands younger pay Pyorrhea’s price. They sacrifice health. Take this precaution: See your dentist regularly. Use the dentifrice that not only cleans teeth white but also helps to firm gums. Pyorrhea seldom attacks healthy gums, Morning and night, every day, use Forhan'’s for the Gums. It does all a dentifrice should do. Get a tube from your druggist—35c and 60c. Formula of R. J. Forhan, D.DS. Forhan Company, New York . he Forhan’s forth YOUR TEETH ARE ONLY AS HEALTHY AS YOUR GUMS ptt, Mussed up... fussed up.... don’t blame the wind! Biame yourself if sports rumple your hair so you're not presentable, A few drops of Glo-Co will keep your hair in place all day. Glo-Co, ‘a liquid dressing, does not plaster down the hair or make it “shiny.” It contains tonic ingredients of high value. Wars on dandruff. If you cannot buy Glo-Co at the store or barber shop where you usually get your toilet preparations, send fifty cents for full-size bottle to Glo-Co Company, 6511 McKinley Ave., Los Angeles, Calif. Same price in Canada, 10 McCaul Street, Toronto. GLO-CO LIQUID HAIR DRESSING As necessary as the morning shave SS Sur—I wonder why so many otherwise intelligent people have a prejudice against women driving cars? Elsie’s Mad Ride “Heaven help = me,” Elsie cried, as; perched perilously. on the swaying roof of a runaway box car, she rushed down the mountain side, The car had broken loose at the top of the grade. Some das- tardly villain had unhooked the car with a buttonhook. She held two fish in her lap, one a sad-eyed salmon, and the other a wall-eyed pike. ‘This was Pike's Peak! It was ten miles to the curve at the bottom. The car was loaded with moonshine and dynamite! Dynamite! Her fish! Poor fish! How could she save them now? She had found them that morning calmly sitting under an old ta bark tree on the mountain side, smoking their briar pipes in peace. Imagine that! She had hurried to their side, knocked the nefarious pipes from their mouths and gathered them up flopping into her apron. Then she climbed to the top of the box car, intending to take the poor fish back to the Atlantic sea- board and find a good sea-board- ing house for them—but now— now, unless some sort of a miracle happened, she was a gone goose— so would the be gone geese —and she didn’t want any geese! No! Anything but geese! She hummed an old tune: “The geese fly East, The geese fly West, But I sure know where the geese fly best.” Geese fly! She's heard of horsefly and a bluebottle fly, but never a geese fly, but let it pass ~—how could she stop that lung- ing car roaring down the moun- tain side at 106 miles an hour! Clutching the sad-eyed salmon and the wall-eyed pike to her breast, she climbed down in the teeth of the gale—she noted a few avities and remarked that needed filling—she'd see a dentist about it. She reached the lower round of the ladder—it wasn’t round, it was square, a square round. She stood upon it with both feet, and reached her other foot down toward the gravel of the road-bed. The gravel flew up in her face. A small bit of it lodged in the sad- eyed salmon’s off eye. She got it out with her hat pin. The car lurched on. It roared on down the mountain, gaining in momen- tum at every jump. The curve was just Heavens! The curve. The embankment! The dynamit Was this the end? No, no! She climbed again to the top of the car. The wind tore her hose. She bumped her nose—ripped her clothes; but she hung onto the fish with a grip of cold steel. She reached the top of the car. It hurdled on toward the curve—on, on—her past life wriggled before her—so did the fish—then she saw something be- side her—it was the brake. She put on the emergency and stopped the car. She had fish for supper. —Narte Couture comicbooks.com eee