Judge — February 4, 1928 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Pat—How do you tell the age of turkey? Mike—By the teeth, Pat—Turkeys have no teeth. Mike—No, but I have. —Dexnison Framtxco Customer—Sa, dered pumpkin pie and you gave me apple. Waiter—That's all right. All the pies are punk-in here. —Bostox Braxror “Why are you putting tl enveloy k in your mail box “Ssh. ‘That's a decoy. —Yarr Reconp Can anyone imagine an ex- perience more embarrassing than to wake up and hear burglars singing in the cellar? —Sranrorp CitaparraL UDGE “Ah,” said the exchange editor as he perused the of Jupcr, “Life is like that.” —Boston Be. Doctor — If this doesn't cure you, come back and I'll give you something that will. Patient give it to me now, Doctor? —Boston Beanpot Couldn't you “How's this for size?” —Princeton Ticer atest: number “What did he hit you with to give you that black eye?” “He didn't use anything; it was hand worl!" —Texas Raxorr Sunday School Teacher—And why did Noah take two of each kind of animal into the ark? Bright Child—Beceause he didn’t believe the story about the stork, —Prxn Puxen Bow: “There's mother’s ashes in the jar on the mantelpiece.” “So your mother is with the . sir; she’s just too lazy to look for an ash tray.” —Nortiwesters Perrier Parrot Hildegarde—What's the mean- of the Greek letters on your Joe—They Sigma Phi nothing at all. —Miccan Garcoyie “Give me your moncy or I'll blow your brains out,” com- manded the holdup. The in- tended victim calmly laughed in a manner that showed that he didn’t care about either, He was. a college boy. —Wisconstn Octopus comicbooks.com