Judge — February 4, 1928 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE BOIDSAND BEAST (A Department for Indefatigable Naturalists, Con- ducted by the Eminent Dr. Theophrastus Seuss.) What Does Your Kangaroo Know About Life? Are you afraid to talk frankly to your kangaroo about life—and its complex problems? If so. send her to us for her education. A timely word of advice on the subject of life may save your little pet many a sigh and tear. The Kelley School for Kangaroos has taught the kangaroos of all the crowned heads of Europe. (ddv't.) Scene in a Fifth Ave. Prairie Dog Clinic At present a great epidemic of chapped noses is raging among the prairic dogs of New York City, and unless ns! imagine Times Square Do your t ther up a basketful th Ave. to have their noses painted with Gomulgene, the great antiseptic! Do it NOW before it is too late! Canary Lovers, Attention! Richard S. Hill, janitor of a prominent Park Avenue apartment house, has a novel way of curing his y of headaches. He simply fills his bellows with fresh night air and lets the little fellow have it in one ear and out the other. One Way of Cheating the Veterinarian “Where I live in Philadelph writes Bo MeMillan, “they carelessly leave the manholes uncovered, and scarcely a week goes by but what n ephant Ruth falls in and breaks one of her legs. Physicians’ fees are so blasted high that Papa and I have rigged up a way to fix Ruthie ourselves. Papa always holds the rope, and for a man of 73 I must say he does very well indeed.” comicbooks.com