Judge — January 14, 1928 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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A Little Story of Home Life Grandma, having read and ob- served oa lot) concerning — the younger generation, thought she would stop) being old-fashioned ind adopt. some of the newer methods and customs. So she xot in an argument with G d- I \ \ ) pa, and threatened to shoot him. through with it, because she thought the electric chair was one modern contrivance she would not care to monkey with. Saturday Big party at have written such a terrible play Sherry’s and My Dear! More Or inaybe it was the actors, or wor is wople killed! My escort proved [should say actresses, or | These detectives are £0 ack {5 h a movie critic in dhauise should say the actress! When et th van ‘saat Biniviét sur * and J never realized before how Judith Anderson fainted at. the wouldn't know where to hide it.” At this moment her flapper granddaughter remarked, seeking to be helpful for the first time in her short though hectic carcer: “Why not put it) with your low the movies had risen! Here telephone Twas sure she was go 1 had cried my eyes out at ing into a Russian Gavotte and Sorrel and Son” was in M Dear! She was so tense! formed in three or four thousand — Afterwards to Chez Florence, a words that it was nothing but ble place, and then te sentimental balderdash! Got one $ & G Sandwich shop for thrill however —saw Daddy most) fun of the evening, A Browning. But he didn’t even waiter stands up on the counter glasses; nobody can ever find them when you want them, not even yourself.” And so the thing rests; d- Cad ma having reserved decision, Monday—Tried to read “Man pending the good behavior of her — Rises to” Parnassus.” by Prof. aged mate. Henry Fairficld Osborn beeause I was told by a very intellectual What we'd like to get on our — BF. that TE omust read it! Got as o> radio; about thirty dollars, far as Page 30. Am afraid Pll never make a conscientious book — of reviewer! In the evening to see t openin of “Behold — the Bridegroom” and I still don’t be lieve that the same George Kelly that wrote “Craig’s Wife” could look at me! and quotes four line poems about how good the food is at the old B& G shops. He elsimed In was Edgar Guest. but a Western Union boy aceused him of being Edna St. Vincent Millay. Tuesday—To the opening how Boat" and. it's just stupendous and Norma ‘Terris. is a dear and the music is knockout Afterwards to the Jungle room over the Lido. Very rough Park Avenue Wednesday the opening of Don Dickerman’s “Heigh Ho” at the old Lido Venice on East Fifty-third. Very attractive and ought to be very popular ad The Best Steppers ‘Old Man River" (Show Boat Thou Swell” (Conn. Yankee) “On a Desert Isle” Conneeticut Yankee) What'ma goin’ To Do” (Funny Face) “Kiss and Make Up” (Funny Face) “Cashinara”’ (Or something like that!) * , " “What ll Yo do" 0 she SeNtiMENTAL Frapper—Well, I'll have to excuse you for try hat'll You Do" (no show ing to steal a kiss. After all, one must make allowance for rest less masculinity, groping wistfully through the mists of the work-a-day world toward the ideal of beauty! comicbooks.com