Judge — January 7, 1928 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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and My Dear! Bought all his uirls cockta rs! And in- sisted on buying hoone in a different shop! And just happened to be right near a speakeasy he just happened to remember! And cach proprictor just happened to remember that One though. wh shop it was Christmas shaker was When you } up it played “How dry Tam.” Junior said that with’ the liquor we are ge ting the Jays it ought to have F rer, My God to so clever! =~ aS with split- Made my. first solution! er again with ting he New Year's to go shoppin, Brother! In th ning to see you won't: belic it—"The Lad- der”! Funniest crowd I ever saw! [seem to be all exclama- tions to udience seemed to enjoy it hugely and, to be per- fectly honest, I did myself! Afterwards to the Jungle’ club. Terribly noisy crowd. ~ mS rvel- hington Speaks y Lucretia Perry Osborn, rs and documents written by George himself and surprisingly interesting. Also started “Moortires,” by E. H. Young, and got as far as page cighty-five! ‘The book — wasn't really bad as this sounds, but just as I turned the aforesaid page the darlingest B. F. called up and suggested going to t and the book reviewing ended immediately ! Wednesday—Read a ma ons book, for Him: Thursday—To the opening of “The Love st,” ¢ imme June Walker is my fave actress anyway just now, Afterwards to the Mira dor. Betty Compton there in an orange gown that was a knock- out. Also the Astaires. ‘They're just about the st brother and Sister I've ever seen—especially Fred! L was just dying to ask him to dance with m Friday—Wonderful day Started out for a glorious ride with one of the B. who owns a knockout roadster. Got six blocks up Fifth Avenue and ran out of gas! C agine anything more ing! Had to sit there while the B. F. went scouting for gas. Rough police- man informed me that I couldn't park there! Finally convinced him that a car wouldn't move without fuel, but it was a tough job! The ride ended at Ben Riley's! y you ir =. x Six Best Steppers “What Am [ Gonna Do” Make Up” (Funny Face) ” (no show) “Blue (no show) “Thon (Connecticut Yankee) The Only Way At last the g day arriv the new subw . finished. The tracks had been laid, the stations built, the turnstiles in- stalled, the change booths put in 1; a place and the changemakers all given newspapers to read. For weeks the special cops had been training in gymnasiums in order to develop their muscles to their greatest possible pushing strength, All was in readiness for the first nickel. But most important was the fact that the streets and avenues which had been torn up so frightfully, were all made over, freshly paved and. swept. There was not a single exca tion in the entire city, It was the first time that condition had obtained since funeral arrange ments had been made for the last Indian inhabitant of the island. And just when everythi all set, the builders discovered that they had forgotten to put the trains in, ‘The underground was all sealed up and there was getting them in, A consul no was held and it was decided that the subway would have to be opened up te permit the entry of the trains, And so the excavating com- menced all over again. a ho way HE Y: DATS TREE CENTS SHRILLED LITTLE TONY They say it’s coming back: to Broadway, but you never can tell. “My new sh me!” complained Bobby (aged 4) to hix mother, a woman hurt with a singularly sweet face. “But that’s because you have them on the wrong feet!" spake good Mrs. Larrabee. “T can't help that!” retorted Bobby, “these are the only feet 1 got, dope!” A pretty brusque answer, ie should say. | comicbooks.com