Judge — December 31, 1927 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 09 Here lies a young damsel, She never was kissed; Dropped dead at a party And never was missed rorabeomtre yh nS for eOCn ot ti, net dge PAYS $5FOF €OCN One print ntl neg Visitor—And how is your son getting on since you set him up as a money-lender? Moses—Vell, he borrowed a thousand pounds from himself, and now he isn’t able to pay it back!” —Lonpon Opinion “At cards I win one day and lose the next.” “Well, why every other « don’t. you play —Mancuester Eventnc News The auctioneer, who had .been whispering excitedly to a man in his audience, held up a hand for silence. “T wish to announce,” he said, “that a gentleman here has had the misfortune to lose a wallet containing five hundred pounds. He tells me that a reward of twenty-five pounds will be given to anyone returni After a. silen crowd shouted: pounds !” eit.” man in the “TL give thirty —Trr Brrs BELLAIRS »4 ts best play”? 7777 Man Betow (to mate fis anything, mate? Man Anove—Y-y-y-yes! FRUIT CommissionatrE—There’s a bloke at the box-office wants a free pass in. *eard of the feller in my life. Says his name’s Claude Bellairs. Manacer or Provincia, Turater—Claude Bellairs? Never Humorist a wi SUCCE ROTTEN ’ ng lightning conductor) g lightning D’ye feel Brtow—Good—then we've got it working all right. —Passinc Suow Robinson—I met my wife in a very funny way—lI ran over her in my car and later married her, Brown—If everybody had to do that there wouldn't be so much reckless driving. —Tir Bits First Youth—What you s’pose Jim got married for? Second Same—I dunno. He keeps on workin’, —ANSWERS A man has been convicted of stealing pearls on seventeen dif oceasions. Apparently he regarded the world as his oyster. Passinc SHow ferent 29 comicbooks.com