Judge — December 31, 1927 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE an Notice to Freshmen The sign in the library which says only low talk permitted does not mean you can tell dirty jokes. —Nortuwestern Purpie Parror Arm Ill—Have you ever se me with more t an I could carr: McBlame—No, but I seen you when you should have made two more trips for your ° 7 Low do you get to the load. —Iowa Frivor. ues stockyards? 2—Just follow your nose. She—They tell me you were —Witiiams Puree Cow arrested for disorderly conduct the other day. He—Yes, I tried being a pal Columbus tried to reach the to my boy. east by looking west. So does —Toronto Gosiin Ben Turpin. —Cincinnatr Cynic Agent (selling radio sets)—I have something here that will bring the world to your door. Jones—How much a quart? —Penn State Frori | ie The Man who got all the He Got the Job Hh Breaks. —Yaue. Reconv The big day was on. The wonderful gigantic bridge con- necting two of the country’s “Ah, Alphonse, what a fine au- largest cities was being formally ‘umn d. all the deers are in the opened. At the height of the woods—shall we go hunting?” celebration, when hundreds of “Blah! I'm through with people had thronged onto the women.” bridge, the center span—with a fell —Cincinnatt Cynic crash to be heard for miles , j } H } into the river, a mass of twisted girders and human bodies. The Frosh—Professor, you must fre 3 have 1 i dashed up to him. “Look me an“ at you have done!” he cried. Prof——Young man, I very The engineer, without the slight- | seldom make mistakes. Have you est expression on his face, re seen my secretary? plied, “You know I just had a Frosh—Oh, boy, have I!!—I hunch all along that decimal i guess you're right. point was in the wrong place.” 4 —M. I. d mayor, seeing t en- de a mistake in giving — gin ’ on this paper. A hig letter man from I. C. 8. Voo Doo —~Drexe, Drexerd Wisconsin Octopus comicbooks.com