Judge — December 17, 1927 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Much “Ah Do” About Nothing Wt Hostess (to gloomy youth)—I hope you enjoyed your game i with Major Swift. He's awfully clever at cards. Youth—I should think he is! Landlord of Village Inn (to 1H local shopkeeper)—I'll take an- | other porous plaster, Tom. That ‘| clumsy lout, ‘Orace ’Awkins, ’as i ripped the cloth off the billiard table again. —Answers | i “Did Joan's mother find fault | with her for arriving home with the milkman | “No; she scolded the milkman for coming so late.” —Everysopy’s WEEKLY Boarder—Who the devil's drunk my bottle of whisky? Landlady—1 did—I_ will not have spirits in my house. —Passinc Suow UZZLIC C) [ABELS Even if it was good I wouldn’t like it! Judge’s Weekly Pun Contest Winner for Week Ending December 3rd MISS JANE FITTS Boston, Mass. JupGe 5 for the most terrible Send in your worst pun. will pay one rei will be Ju ived each week—and it illustrated by and the drawing will be sent to the winner; one of 's artists original In case more than one contestant sends in except in the case of a tie. the winning pun during the week for which the prize is awarded— each will receive the prize. All puns must be submitted on posteards or slips of paper the size of posteards. None will be returned. Address. Pun Editor of Judge, 627 W. 43rd St., New York City. and invited to Thompson’s golden wedding. Macpherson, Clonearthy, Isaacstein were all Macpherson took a jar of gold- fish, Cloncarthy took a box of Gold Vlake. Isanestein took his — friend, Goldberg. —Pixkx 'Un “The poets of today,” says a of The trouble with some of them is that they do not put enough of their verses into the fire. critic, “do at least put } fire into their nt verses —Passinc Siow The present chess champion of the world took 2 hrs. 10 mins. to he certain make one move in a recent m: Naturally there is a amount of jealousy in bricklay- ing circles. —Hvnonisr Sur—Are you sure this is mummy? He—Oh, yes. I can spot her gar‘ers in any crowd. —Passtnc Suow eT EDWAED LANGEE PRINTING CO., ING, Jauar comicbooks.com