Judge — December 3, 1927 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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A Few Reasons Why We | Separated Because she had a certain way of saying, “Just a minute, dear.” | Because her idea of a “min- | ute’ was approximately one hour and a quarter. Because she was | changing her mind. Because she thought missing a train was one of the most humor- ous things in the world. Because she could dance all night long without getting the least fatigued. Because she had a habit every | now and then of calling me “Harry.” Because she smoked cork- tipped cigarettes, and half the time would light the cork tips. Because she was forever talk- ing about going on a diet but never doing so. Because she was continually asking questions to which there was no answer. Because she had a habit every now and then of calling me | “Fred.” —Lonpon Opinion always She—Aren’t you happy, now that the furniture people are willing to let you pay | furniture by instalments? He—I would be if they'd let me pay the instalments by instal- ments. —Dvsuw Opinion “Mamma, are you going to get that fur coat from daddy , for your birthday?” No, darling.” “Have you tried throwing yourself on the floor and kicking like I do?” —Everysopy’s WEEKLY Uncle—Well, Anthony, I may tell you that I have taken out a five thousand pound life insur- ance in your favor. Could I do anything more for you? Nephew — Nothing more on earth, uncle. — ANSWERS Effervescent” Effervescent for me you'd be in jas. e e Gentlemen: You know what wives are—bless ‘em! Mine used to turn up her charmingly snubby nose at the highballs I mixed for the bridge foursome, but now she actually admits that she, herself, couldn’t mix ‘em better. Silver King Fizz won many that great victory! It takes the raw edges off my—???—and puts a new pleasure in its taste. Fizz on and on and on! Yours truly, 9 ® SILVER KING FIZZ That Marvelous Mixer for the © ARZIEC IABELS DIRZY ADEY, 5 We call our daughter Echo she's forever answering back. Roll Woise. ‘ays $5 for each one printed Judge pays $5 Leaves from Myrtles sketch-book for each ene printed. By Harry Grant Dart No, 17 YRTLE’S | mamma says that her he is so clumsy that could not put his vugh a subway ce without his nails, but Something uld be accomplishes if she would hold. still. sn't want to go sh-blamed because party, he Khows that ‘the cock: tails will taste like fur- niture polish and he will injure the host's feelings if he doesn’t take nine. He would much rather stay home and make a further attempt to get Calcutta on the radio or at least ook up with a local station in clear aeonenT eamaner’ tar determine ebsther he was listening to an explanation of the prevalence of hog cholera in the upper Andes—for the benefit of those who might worry about it—or a sixty- Piece orchestra playing ‘Tannhauser to prove the beneficial qualifications of an electric refrigerator or a shaving cream 31 comicbooks.com