Judge — December 3, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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?. 2? ? It Was just before He finished playing And Had gone To the showers; It Was mostly Just aceident t the forward pass Came To him Across the goal line While The opponents Were just three points ahead. He merely did—he said What Other great players Have done before him He dropped the damned thing. —Canseare Teen Perrer Then there’s the | Absent Minded Prof. who told the story of the Absent-Minded Prof. who wound the clock and let the cat out.— Dartmovutu Jack-o'-LANTERN we'll The car has run Angel—I'm so. sorry, have to. stop. out of gas. Chlorine—Oh, that’s all right. I brought a flask of along. —Pirr Pantuer gasoline “Believe having so it or not, I’ve been much chowder lately that my stomach rises and falls with the tide.” clam Stevens Tecnu Stone Miiv ts, “T had a ‘telephone date? tonight.” “4A wiry guy?” “No, a local operator.” —M. I. T. Voo Doo EMBARRASSING © 1927 P. Lorillard Co., Est. 1760 When the intermission reveals a hole in your sock... be nonchalant... MURAD CIGARE MURAD For those who feel entitled to life’s better things MOMENTS To Vivienne I love the way you hold your head, The way you hold your lips so red, But best of all (none does it slicker), I love the way you hold your liquor. Toronto Gosiin Professor (to Holstein, spell ba Frosh—B- -n-a-n-a-n-a . .. darnit. professor, I know how to spell it, but I don’t know when to stop. —NortTHWesTERN Purpie frosh) — Mr. -n. Parrror “Do you know how to make a peach cordial?” “Sure; send her some candy.” Onto Stare Sun Diar comicbooks.com