Judge — November 19, 1927 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE The Ex-Theater Box Office Man Gets a Job With a Railroad The Agent — Well, wat’cha want? Innocent Buyer—I'd like to get a lower on the ten o'clock for Minneapolis. The Agent—When you figure you want it? Buyer—Why, I want to go to- night. Agent—Tonight — say, where you been—don'tcher know that’s the most popular train in town— wait a minute, I got a nice upper here about seventeen s back. Buyer—That’s pretty far back, isn’t it? Agent—Not so bad; you this is a small train. Buyer—Is that for tonigh Agent—No, didn’t I tell you there ain’t nothing for tonight, it’s for a week from tomorrow night and I was holding it for a friend, but you can have it for $13.20. Buyer—Yes, but I have to leave town tonight. You see I am not going to be in town a week from tomorrow night. Agent—How'd you like to go —— to St. Jose, Missouri, got a dandy here right in the center of the second car, and here’s an- other right on the aisle over to one side in car one going to fj tl v ke h Nashville, Tenn. What d’ you Leaves rom Myr es SKetc. -book say, huh? Buyer—Why, I—— Agent—Wait a minute till I answer that phone — Hello — No. 1 hello — what — talk louder—O, YRTLI hello, Nelly, how you feeling to- 4 day Huh—and was that a is for the bender—I'll_ tell. the cock-eyed and | knits world—you say a lower tonight for Minneapolis—sure I can fix fit you up—best berth on the train, Eee hire and. the first car, on the aisle, Number 13 oy ee —sure—Oh, don’t mention it— = when her partner leads and say, you know the old phone ‘ tas number when you blow in town sin — righto — see you in k'melted and her — important business in_town chureh, eh—so long. c rature is expressed in the she could have broken up th s Guide. ship between n “Do you mind if I bring a friend home for dinner?” | Agent—Now what's it you Ly papa would Tike her grand if h want? —James H. Crarke clative hile she is. vi i around We understand that Tunney’s next opponent will be Nurmi. comicbooks.com