Judge — November 12, 1927 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Bowl-La Bowl-La once upon a time a man went to see the big game in the yale bowl and he left his wife at home she wanted him to go with the gang and have a good time and said shed be in the way and he knew a yale man who had a boy in col- lege and he knew the manager and so tickets were a snap and my what a day for the trip per- fect and parking space right near the bowl and plenty of time to pick up the tickets at the taft and he found them at the desk o k and then time to hang around the portal and meet bill and harry and dave and they didnt ask him for a drink and slap him on the back and the usher said tickets please and they were just where the man had put them in his coat pocket and portal e¢ row 8 seat 6 and 7 and 8 and 9 were right where they were sup- posed to be and they were vacant and it was not too hot for his coon coat and the man in seat 5 didnt have a son on the team and keep saying randy has the ball randy has the ball and the lady in seat 10 was a lady and didnt stick feathers and pennants and souvenirs in the mans eye and the men in back of him didnt say boola boola and spill gin on his neck and the men in front of him “Come on, Dave—here’s the last round.” didnt stand up whenever the “T’ll take chigar thish time.” TERN SS SS S S38 S Yj SS S A PRG ays SS VS as aa team gained a yard the group thought theyd get a head start on the crowd and they got to their car and got started ahead of the 30,000 other cars and it was just as well because the ball stayed in the middle of the field until the final whistle blew and they didnt miss a thing and they didnt get caught in a traffic jam or any- thing and they got a table at pickwick without a reservation and next day the man showed up at the office feeling great is that a true story uncle dorset said 8 year old freddy no thats a fairy story dear and itll be the last if you kids arent tucked in before uncle dorset counts a hundred one two three four Prize Ficuter Avtnor—-Then I backs him into the ropes. —Jack Civett comicbooks.com