Judge — November 5, 1927 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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suggestiveness may be eliminated and that good taste may be exer- ¢¢ Gentlemen: The use of the flag. International relations. A short while ago 1 got a case of - ? - from (Putting unfavorable my usual purveyor—tested and all that—abso- light on another coun- try’s religion, history, lutely safe—but RAW! Terrible! I tried every bottle institutions, prominent of carbonated something I had on ice but they just couldn't people or citizenry.) smooth it out. So then I tried Silver King Fizz. I'd As the producers have chosen to carry the cross of purity from ; the trade conference back to I smiled blandly. My raw - ? - had become heard it was a wonderful mixer. With the first sip Hollywood, I feel that it is only smooth, mellow, suave — years older! | fair for me, in my modest réle You are right, Silver King Fizz is as reviewer, to also undergo a 7 a ores ai housecleaning: I there= the silver lining to prohibition. mora ig | fore have ‘set up the following | Yours truly, 99 ten “Don'ts” as a moral code for the coming years. I promise I shall: 1. Never see a picture of, or a word on the screen, pertaining to Mother, without crying softly. 2. Never speak harshly to an usher, without first making sure that he is well and happy and is enjoying his work. 3. Not to throw rocks at old | ladies, unless they have first 4. Never fall in love with a movie star, unless such nudity is That Marvelous Mixer vouched for as being entirely without suggestiveness or moral tion, actually or in sil- houette. 5. Never speak a word of im Judge's Weekly Pun C pertinence to the editor. (Reser- 8 y Fun Contest vation note: not until after I . 139 Years get a raise, anyhow.) G. Renew my membership in : : : Carreras the Boy Scouts. 4 J = sci have 7. Never gamble again; that = a supplied is, with any member of the f | X A tobiGhcns JupGe staff. (This includes 2 -.) to th Judge Junior.) ‘ y 4 0 tne 8. Never offend anybody who _.» : connoisseur in any way is connected with any- . | in any way 3 ND today wherever English- thing in any way whatsoever. ) Sis Or Never a line written «Qy the Road 2, Mandy Lay.” men mect over a pipe, CRAVEN by movie reviewer. (Ex- Be ES. ORG: ety SEAN EYC Hays Mixture will be found on the ceptions: John S. Cohen, Jr., and table. Craven Mixture is the Robert Sherwood.) Winner for Week Ending chosen pipe tobacco of discriminat- 10. Never see another motion October 22. ing smokers the world over. A picture the rest of my life. Cuannine Oversuiner, ice wud! uz ' West 177th St, pure an unad ulterated tobacco New’ York City. cured in the old-fashioned natural FUNNYBOVES way. For a liberal sample tin send Send in your worst pun. June roc in stamps to American Office, What this county needs is a will pay $ for the most ter- Dept. 16, Carreras, Ltd., good five-cent glass of beer. rible one received each week— 2 ve.. Ne — and’ it will be illustrated by one os in Ave New ‘Uudge pays 85 for each one printed of June artists. In case more EU» than one contestant sends in the same winning pun, each will re- “T’ve got my doubts about this ceive the prize. No Puns will be returned. { ra Address, Pun Editor of Judge, | 627 W. 43rd St., MIXTURE —Everysopy’s WEEKLY New York City. | Imported from London 31 comicbooks.com