Judge — November 5, 1927 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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HERE’S HOW EXPERTS TEST OUT SKATES: (1) Take a pair of Rollfast Skates and any other pair. Spin the wheels against one another. Rollfast wheels will spin much longer than the others. That’s because Roll fast wheels are mounted on the largest ball-bearings that can be put into a skate. Instead of “three-sixteenth” inch bearings, Roll fast Skates contain balls one-quarter inchin diameter. With these large bearings, Rollfasts naturally spin faster and easier. Figure out for yourself what this means. You can skate faster and with less effort. You can leave the crowd behind. You can zip uphill as fast as the other fellow skates on the level. (2) Extend a Rollfast Skate to its full length. Press down on the middle of the skate— make it “give.” It wi always spring right back to its normal position because of the patented Rollfast reinforcement. Other skates sag and remain bent. “This,” as one skate expert said, “shows that Rollfasts are strongest where other skates are weakest.” Rollfasts flex and “give,” butalways spring back to their orig- inal shape. Only the Rollfast flexible rein- forcement produces this resilient strength. And then notice that, unlike other skates, Rollfasts are nickel-plated. And they’re close down to the ground, like a fast, safe automobile. Get a pair of Rollfasts today! D. P. HARRIS HDW. & MFG. COMPANY 99 Chambers Street at Church New York, N. Y. That Blazing Younger Set (Continued from page 8) their own power and his tie was still straight and her shoulder strap wasn’t cockeyed and gad I almost forgot he payed the check without a murmur it was 3 some- thing but he was a sport and as the horses clattered up to her front door he alighted and said Im sorry I held your glove this evening lucy and she blushed prettily beneath her bonnet and was gone and now you go too only its upstairs for you and uncle lindsley will pray tonight that you little kiddies will not be flaming youths and wreck your life and a pure girls love like the harvard student who soft drank himself to death in | tonights fairy story nightie night girls night boys “Who’s the lady with the little wart?” “Sh-h-h! Keep quiet. That’s her husband.” —Tir Brrs A darkie went to consult the local doctor. As he was leaving, the doctor remarked: | “You've forgotten something.” “No!” replied the darkie. “Yes, you have,’ said the doctor; “My fee for the advice I have given you is four dollars.” “Yes,” answered the darkie, “but I ain’t going to take your advice. —Nortu Lonpon Recorver “How come the stiff neck?” “Not enough nezercise.” 25¢ and 75¢ Pks's Sold Everywhere 26 Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on package or on tablets you are not get- ting the genuine Bayer Pirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physi cians over twenty-seven years for Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago Toothache Rheumatism Neuralgia in, Pain DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART Each “unbroken * Bayer” package con- tains proven direntions Handy boxes ef twelve tablets cost few cents. Drug- gists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. trade mark of Pat. Manu: noaceticacidester_of Salicylicacid Aspirin is. she ts 6 Brikans ? | Hot water ELL-ANS FOR _ INDIGESTION - sO Coughs Quick Relief! A pleasant, effective syrup—35c and 60c sizes. And ex- ternally, use PISO’S Throat and Chest Salve, 35c. comicbooks.com