Judge — November 5, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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The Former Night Club Hos- tess Becomes a School Teacher “Well, kids, let’s start the do- ings with some spelling by Bud Blake, late of the GB. On your feet, Blake! Do your stuff! That’s fine. Now for the wow finish, Good! Give this little boy a hand! Come on there, Betty. You're just itching to spill the fable of Little Red Riding Hood. That's it. Some re Up and perform. You're doing swell. ation! = Ain’t ea hum-dinger? Good! Give this little girl a hand! Who's that hiding down there in the corner? As I live, it’s ‘Toots’ Thompson. Want to hear ‘Toots’ do some mental arithmetic? Yes? I knew you would. Shake them dogs, ‘Toots’ and come up here where the kids can lamp you. Don’t get nervous. You're among frien You're going strong. Hot d dog! Shake them fractions times three are twenty-four. Hooray! You'll be in the income tax bureau yet. All together, kids—Give this little girl a hand! You want to hear Teddy Clark do some declension and conjuga- tion? Your public calls for you, Teddy. Roll them verbs! Agi- tate them nouns! You're a gram- matical fool! Wow! That’s a beauty! Le’s go! All together, kids—you too down there— read} Give this little boy a hand!” —A.L. L. elit E Having gotten just a wee bit fed up on the gay life, I deter- mined last week to go into seclu- sion and improve my mind with a little intensive reading. (Loud ¢ of “Well, there’s lots of room for improvement.”) And speaking of improvement, My Dear! If you want to improve not only your mind but your figure don't overlook “Your Weight” by Dr. Morris Fish- bein. How the dear Doctor does sail into us modern girlies! SS aS “Red sky at morning, readers, take warning!” If you liked “The Constant Nymph” as well as I did you're going to be very much disappointed in Margaret Kennedy’s latest book... It’s very slow going. Must also confess to being far from pepped up over “Dusty Answer” by Rosa- mund Lehman, which everyone seems to be talking about. As Mr. Moran says, ‘Even if it was good I wouldn't like it!” ~ aS Dipped into “Cleopatra’s Pri- vate Diary” by Henry Thomas and found it terribly amusing, not to mention risqué! One of the B. F.’s, hearing of my re- “You do that again an’ I’ll git up an’ give you a good sock in th? jaw.” tirement, sent me a copy of “The Girl in the Glass Cage” by George Kibbet Turner. Since reading it I have taken the B. F. off my list! aS Which brings us to Monday. The opening of “The Love Call.” Another Shubert Operetta which left me colder than going up to New Haven in a rumble seat. New York seems to be full of movie actors just at present and they never miss an opening—for publicity! Among those present —Wanda Hawley in a_ ble outfit with a most striking black hat—sort of a bandeau effect across the front and tam shaped in the back. Dorothy Dalton in orchid a stunning opera cape, Justine Johnston—couldn’t — see what she had on, Mabel Nor- mand with her hubby, Lew Cody. =~. aS Danced at Montmartre. Co- rinne Griffith in the most scin- tillating evening gown—white, with all sorts of shiny things on it. Betty Compson and Jimmy Cruze, wearing an exquisite black velvet creation. Betty, not Jimmy! ~ nS The Best Steppers “Two Loving Arms” (Just Fancy) “Up in the Clouds” (Five o’Clock Girl) “Five Step” (Manhattan Mary) “Who Was the Lady” (no show) “Tf I Had a Lover” (Padlocks) “Tap Tap” (Padlocks) “Blue Heaven” (no show) Jo comicbooks.com