Judge — October 22, 1927 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Shows (Continued from page 20) These contortions are always found to be exactly the same, and after looking at them for three years one would gladly give ten dollars for a girl who would come out and raise the roof by doing a simple old-fashioned waltz. It wouldn't be so bad if the white girls could shake them- selves as the chocolate ones do, but they can’t. Their efforts to be hot babies are pretty pathetic. They go through the various physical monkeyshines with all the warmth of a lot of radiators and it is all that the house er can do to persuade the Harlem boulevardiers up in the baleony to stifle their horse- laughs. In the piece called “Sidewalks of New York,” on view at the Knickerbocker, the girls are call- ed upon once again to try to jell themselves into something ap- proximating their colored sisters, and the result is what you would They are automatically indeed, by the show itself, in which a troupe of negro hoofers appears briefl barrasses the Caueasi stage by showing the latter just t dancing is. I single out this dewalks of York,” but what is true of it is true as well of other recently produced shows. Let us have an end to this melan- choly and futile attempt to get white girls to try to compete with colored ones. They simply can’t do it, so what is the use of making them perspire and bore everyone? Business “Are you engaged to him?” ‘ answered the prudent But I have requested to verify reports on_ his and fortune.” “That is not an engagement. That is an option.” —Wasuincton Star Here lies a poor celebrity, One Adlebert Willowby Gage, He died of shock one day when he Found his name on the second page. ei bi MT lenin see Hendeepays 35 for each €0CR one print atal, Pane KEEPING UP WITH THE YOUNGER CROWD! HEY play so well and fleetly, they dress so well, they live so — intelligently! From favorite sports-motor to H best-liked cigarette, it’s no small compliment to earn their custom — for keeping up with the younger crowd means keeping ahead of the rest! FATIMA The most skillful blend in cigersite history LIGGETT & MYERS TOBAC ; | Bell-Ans Universally Used sutiplets have been born to an | Eyiend Tells Friend of Wonderful SURE American j composer. He'll | RELIEF f mae know now what the chorus of a EF for Indigestion. Samples “Mamma” song sounds like. on Request —Passinc Suow For correcting over-acid normalizing indigestion and quickly relieving belching, gas, sourness, heartburn, nausea and other Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle digestive disorders. The great value of | BELL-ANS has been proved by over 30 | years use. Doctors, Nurses and Dentists recommend this tested Safe, Pleasant, Sure Relief for Indig 25c and 75c _ eS % } Send for free samples to: Bell & Co., " Inc., Orangeburg, N. Y. Cortes Goan B=MADE AT KEY WEST.— UD>E=|>/D mo Ge A ; - o N IR tL iL comicbooks.com