Judge — October 22, 1927 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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smooth-haired moron playing with her gazes into her eyes, Miss Moran smacked her lips petulantly, much in the manner of a goldfish coming to the top of the bowl and bubbling for oxygen, sixteen or seventeen times to show that she was in a fair way to surrender all for love or whatever happened to be the point of this particular movie. ‘Gerrenver s a war-story of “a Jewish girl living on the Russian border who was called upon by a Russian prince to make the Great Sacrifice, or else have her people burned alive. After due consideration, she went to the tifice, but her purity so converted the bad Russian fellow that he let little Nell go back as pure and sweet as ever she been. This annoyed the neigh- bors, who just escaped being burned because of Little Neli, so they threw rocks at her and chased her clear to the railroad yards. The story then quits, and starts again with the caption PEACE. From there it is just a few minutes until the final isfactory clinch. The entire p ture is slow and stupid and is filled with Jewish religious prop- aganda, but I should slow maneuvering in the it- uation must have bored even director Edward Sloman, who was responsible for the thing. ANOTHER moth-eaten plot was dragged out of the files and dusted off by First National and used to make “American Beauty.” It was the Cinderella theme of the waitress in love with the coachman and courted by the count, who has money and honor. It is terrible, and after the first fifteen minutes Miss Billie Dove’s loveliness becomes as monotonous as the picture of Minnehaha paddling down the Hudson, which hangs on the calendar presented to the office last January by the Minnehaha Farm Implements Corporation. When I left, the an Beauty was faced with ituation: the millionaire had learned that she was nothing but a waitress but still wanted to marry her—the struggling en- gineer was leaving for South America on the midnight—thirty minutes to play—you can write your own answer. Personally, as Mack would say, I’m sorry the whole thing ever came up. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS When you discover you've left the theatre tickets at home... be nonchalant... lighta MURAD CIGARETTE MURAD For those who feel entitled to life’s better things © 1927, P. Lorillard Co., Eat. 1760 Ideal Vacations ERMUD [N y Use myratous essences ONLY 2 DAYS from New York HOLLOWAYS is DISTH | A. “different” vacation with the charm A reve an ff ; | ‘of a trip to Europe 8 DAY TOURS — $97 and up, including every expense for steamer, hetel and side trips. Longer tours in propor Mion. ‘Two sallings weekly by the transatlantle iners. FORT VICTORIA FORT ST. GEORGE FURNESS BERMUDA LINE 34 Whitehall Street, New York City or any authorized agent, Pieces of ’08 Judge pays $5 for e: ch one printed. comicbooks.com