Judge — October 22, 1927 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Leaves from Myrtles sketchbook By Harry Grant Dart No. 11 this delineation, yrtle’s papa is ning from her the de- nt store sent a cout's uniform ‘of the sweat- ordered for his daughter, and plants instead for the per- the back yard, is also being told that the Dolts are coming to dinner and vill play bridge after- and that) ma. own has not rub come from the clean- er’s who promised to send it home last week too, he is being instructe: he can buy six blue cand’ ones used on the sideboard and how to change her engagement with the dentist. from Monday morning to Thursday afternoon. He must get her wrist watch from the repairers and tell the people who are making the new awnings that she has Indemnity” I don't know indemnify care. % KLY PUN Little Boy Blew changed her mind and will use other sample which they will be sure te understand. If he is not busy, sh would like to have him look for of those little ash trays like the Be lys always have on their card. table and not forget the tickets for the matinée, 's busy office Alcohol” cohol your you” big ve CONTEST! A $25.00 WEEKLY PRIZE! Cc» you think of a terrible pun? The worse the better! Take, for example, Exhibit A, at the left. This is the best we can do just at present. And we want bigger and worser puns! They can’t come too terrible! And the worst one, each week, will land a punishment, or prize, of $25.00! AND it will be illustrated by one of Jupce’s artists! AND it will be printed in Jupae. AND—but see below for the particulars ! CONDITIONS OF CONTEST For the worst pun submitted each week, Jupce will give a prize of $25. In case more than one contestant submits the same winning pun, each will receive the prize. Every pun received between Monday morning and Saturday at midnight will be considered for that week. JupcGE reserves the right to buy, at its regular rates, any puns that do not win prizes. Any number of puns may be submitted by the same person. Send in your pun on a postal card, or a sheet of paper the same size as a postal card. No Puns Will Be Returned! There is no closing date for this contest, as all entries will be judged for the week during which they are received. The winning puns, and any others that Jupce may buy, will be illustrated and will appear in subsequent issues of Jupae. The prize will be sent to the winner at the end of each week. Address all entries to the Pun Editor of Jupce, 627 West 43rd Street, New York City. High Hat (Continued from page 15) Here’s a place where you. can practice up on your marksman- ship and then when you've gotten pretty good invite your husband down and tell him to look at the little white duc! . the rest is simple and—any jury will be only too glad to bring in a verdict of accidental death. > But lack of space prevents us from showing you all the features of this mar-velous emporium. There are many other side shows that will astound the eye and quicken the pulse, lad: and gents! But before we leave, we mustn’t overlook the checker players! Here are experts, who, if you are a checker fan, will play with you by the hour! What fun! And what an enjoyable way to spend a quiet evening! Far, far better indeed than lapping up home-made Gordon water and spreeing around with evil com- panions!... I sincerely hope that this little tour this week will create a healthy interest in the minds of the younger gen- eration! Jupce Jr. Huspanp (from force of habit)—Lydia! Your knees! : | —————— comicbooks.com