Judge — October 22, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “My wife ran the can into the fence the other day and knocked paint off.” some » your car or 3 off my wife.” —Grorce Wasuincton Guost Teacher—Conjugate the verb “to swim.” Pupil—Swim, swam, swum. Teacher—Now conjugate the verb “to dim.” Pupil—Say, you trying to kid me? —Sovtuern Carr. Wampvs Sue—What's the point in call- ing your friend “Hesperus” all the time? Lou—’Cause I always have to ride in that Wreck of | —Nespraska AwGwan “Is Claud at the hote' “Yes, he’s the same old floor flusher.” —Western Reserve Rep Cat till mopping floors People who live in gas houses shouldn't light matches. —Stevens Tecnu Stone Mitt Lives of great men all remind us, As their pages o'er we turn, That we're apt to leave behind us, Letters that we ought to burn, —Catirornia Pevican Varencia—TI feel certain that crullers are being made hereabouts. Barcetona—Yes, extremely like a doughnut? —Wesr Point Pointer smells bakery, Fan—Look! Harvard is gonna kick off. Cynie— Heck! dead for years. They've been —Wisconstn Ocrorvs ancient Greek How I Myth You Song of the Gods—Oh, Tonight. —ALLEGHENY ALLIGATOR goes that ivy girl.” clinging to that old —Caroitina BuccaNneER “Is Mabel’s new evening dress e been back time.” “Well, it might in Adam and Eve —Texas RANGER Gateman (to wretch accused of writing to Cesar’s wife)— Please excuse these few hasty lions. —Cauirornia PEeLican comicbooks.com