Judge — October 15, 1927 — page 65: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Favorable Weather Marcella—Haven't I been fair to you? Waverly—Perhaps, but I want you to be fair and warmer. —Yovunastown Trevecram always Ailing Person—This tonic is no good. “What’s the matter with it?” “All the directions it gives are for adults and I never had them.” —Answers “What will become of a child who constantly clings to his mother’s skirts?” “He may become a_ trapeze artist.” —Bven Humor, Madrid It was dusk as she stopped at the roadside garage. “T want a quart of red oil,” she said. The man gasped and hesitated. “Give me a quart of red oil,” she repeated. “A q-quart of r-r-red oil?” “Certainly,” she said. “My tail light has gone out!” —Trr Bits "HE public eee for Raybestos brake lining is due to performance, wear and ex- ceptional quality. asbestos brake lining. cialists. Raybestos is the original It is made by brake spe- It affords complete protection and enables you to be sure and certain of your brakes at all times under every condition. Look for the Silver Edge. THE RAYBESTOS COMPANY, Bridgeport, Conn The Canadian Ra ybestos Co., Ltd., Petert h, Ont Raybestos-Belaco, Ltd., London, En JUDGE'S | WEEKLY PUN CONTEST! A $25.00 WEEKLY PRIZE! Ou you think of a_ terrible pun? The worse the better! Take, for example, Exhibit A, at the left. This is the best we c do just at present. And we want bigger and worser puns! ‘They can’t come too terrible! And the worst one, each week, will land a punishment, or prize, 5s AND it will be illustrated by one of Jupce’s artists! AND it will be printed in JupGe. AND—but see below for the particulars ! CONDITIONS OF CONTEST For the worst pun submitted each week, Jupce will give a prize of $25. In case more than one contestant submits the same winning pun, each will receive the prize. Every pun received between Monday morning and Saturday at midnight will be considered for that week. Jupae reserves the right to buy, at its regular rates, any puns that do not win prizes. Any number of puns may be submitted by the same person. Send in your pun on a postal card, or a sheet of paper the same size as a postal card. No Puns Will Be Returned! There is no closing date for this contest, as all entries will be judged for the week during which they are received. The winning puns, and any others that Jupce may buy, will be illustrated and will appear in subsequent issues of JupGeE. The prize will be sent to the winner at the end of.each week. Address all entries to the Pun Editor of Jupce, 627 West 43rd. Street, New York City. Is It Pure? In a Few Minutes With a DETECTOL ANY ONE CAN TELL DETECTOL is a Pocket Chemical Set Anyone can operate. Detects Wood Al- cohol and other Impurities in Beverages, Extracts, Soi: its, etc. by the “Schiff” Address Dept. J. 3 The DETECTOL MFG. CO., Inc. Laboratories: Carlstadt, N. J. 2 212 W. 22nd St, Phone: Chelsea 1069 3 comicbooks.com