Judge — October 15, 1927 — page 63: what you’re looking at

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they contrive any number of in- terpretative numbers. Last week it was the toe dancers’ inning. With a blue moon for a back drop, and a quiet little woman sitting in the scenes playing the Rhapsody, three dancers under- took to interpret this jazz com- position as representing the con- flict between Classical music: the Prince of Pilsen, William Tell and Poet and Peasant Over- tures and those things) and Pop- ular music (Blue § ete.) Well, it was great. With the opening notes of the number the curtain went up and disclosed two tramps asleep. They looked natural enough, except that they were in the center of the stage in- stead of on park benches and that they were wearing nothing but flimsy underthings instead of Ginsberg specials. Then just as the well-dressed Broadway Romans began to earn their pay a young filly, similarly undressed, came leaping on the stage in somewhat the manner of Lillian Gish fluttering into tlie dining- room of the Algonquin hotel. From then on, things just went from bad to worse until either Mr. Goldberg (representing C music) or Mr. Fietlebaum (rep- resenting P music) won the fluttering filly and proved what- ever it was they were proving. Fortunately the little lady pls ing the concerto hurried through to a quick finale and just saved the Mark Strand the loss of a customer. Celebrating “My dea aid the old man, tenderly, “to-day is our diamond wedding, and I have a little sur- said the silver-haired He took her hand in his. “You see this engagement ring I g S years ago?” aid the expectant old “Well, I paid the final instal- ment on it to-day, and I am proud to announce that it is now altogether yours!” —Pirrspurcu Tevecrarn DI<ZY ELS They call her Lena, because she’s always up against it. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. ENTYNE ..and smile/ you smile. Don’t let them grow dull or discolored. Chew delicious Dentyne and keep your teeth snowy white. You'll love the Dentyne flavor. KEEPS EETH WHI : No time for manicure? In a jiffy you. can clean, trim and file nails, with the handy pocket manicure, In the heap bye and bye. Gem or Gem Jr. Fits vest-pocket oF vanity box. “At cutlery counters everywhere. Judes jars WF tes ek Gee THE H.C. COOK CO., 3 Beaver St. Acsonia, Conn, Gem Ciigjers Theatrical agents sometimes have to be rather crucl. One day a somewhat faded woman called to apply for the position of chorus girl. ee 5 “Sorry,” said the agent, tact- Celebrities fully; “you're too late.” The applicant, knowing this Number was not true, burst into a volume of abuse, ending with, “I don’t of believe I’m too late at all.” “Oh, yes, you are,” said the JUDGE agent. “About fifteen years.” —Trr Birs Out Next Week! Over 100 Famous People in comicbooks.com