Judge — October 15, 1927 — page 61: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Stars (Continued from page 16) “Mac’ll Do.” In the midst of cheers the agile Californian bit his thin lips and with assertion said, “I'll fight til the lower regions freeze!” I guess Hell is still unfrozen) and = Mae _ has thawed out considerably ! Despite the fact that the coun- try is submerged in the moisture of prohibition, he would hand us the belying conclusion that it’s dry. Just behold this dreamer! The man who would be king! The rail executives thought he was excess baggage while he was running the railroads for the government. Now it appears to me that the Democratic party thinks the same and Bill is definitely sidetracked, while smil- ing Al Smith may be whizzing by on the Empire Express. This is the Wilsonian sprout who so dolefully hummed after the last Dem fracas, “California, here I come—right back to where I started from—ete.” And that was no march of triumph either. While renouncing the velvet seat of the presidency, he impliedly condemns — the opposing forces in the party. He might take Meredith of Iowa by the hand as his stepchild and 1 heir to his political blunderi Perchance he is casting a scopic eye at the Treasury again, same You say you have renounced the presidency in favor of party solidarity and at the same time you split said party wide open by recriminations against Tam- many Hall. It’s humorous. It even smacks of the story of the sour grapes. Frankly, Bill, in my opinion you have golden qualities. You belong in big business instead of small politics. Give us another Hudson Tubes. How — about financing peace as you did war? The presidency is’ a charming girl, but she’s as fickle as a dizzy blonde during courtship. It’s preferable to sing a love refrain to Lady Industry. cientist at the British tion suggests that originated in the pulsating rhythm of protoplasm 10,000 generations ago in the primeval oceans. It seems rather late to do anything about it now. —Lonvon Ortnion ==} Before you lather up —=TRY ‘THis— To EVERY MAN with a stiff beard, the morning shave is a major operation! The secret of a quick, smooth shave lies in softening that stubble first. Here’s a sure and easy way to do it. 2 Make your lather from your regular soap right over the Hinds Cream while itis still wet. Do not rubit in; it’s not nec- essary. You save that time. 1 Apply Hinds Cream generously to the beard be- fore you lather up or wet the face. Rub it in vig- orously for two or three seconds, 3 After shaving, rub in a little more Hinds Cream when the skin is dried. You'll find your skin won- derfully soft, relaxed and well groomed for the day. Yr will never know the meaning of a comfortable shave un- til you have tried this simple method. Men who have tried it are insisting on having their personal bottles of Hinds Cream beside soap and razor each morning. Made by A. S. HINDS CO., @ A.S, Hinds Co. (Canada) Li HINDS ‘Honey €5-rAllmond CREAM BEFORE AND AFTER SHAVING In Cane if 1 of Lehn & Fink Products Company dl. Distributed by Lehn & Fink (Canada) Limited LEHN & FINK, INC., Sole Distributors Dept. 737, Bloomfield, N. J. q i ANT to enjoy a smooth shave for once! Scnd me that sample bottle of Hinds Honey and Almond Cream. Name. Address___. = This coupon not good after November, 19 © Ler.P.co., 1927 _ comicbooks.com