Judge — October 15, 1927 — page 57: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “Was I drunk last night?” “Were you? You took your hat off and went around ta lection for the Dead $ —Wisconsin Octopus ing a col- George—What a smooth gear shift you have on your car. Georgette—Hey, will you take your hand off my knee. N.Y. Mepiey “Where were you during the sixth and night seventh dances last Jack showing me some new steps. “Were they very hard?” “Oh, no, we had cushions.” —Vassan Vacauoxn First Co-ed—Did you go riding with Billy last night? Second Co-ed—Yes. First Co-ed—Well, you think of him? Second Co-ed—Well, he’s either a gentleman or a fool. —VANDERBILT MasQueRADER what do Voice on THE PHoNE—You have become the father of trip- lets, LAND Hermit—You’ve got the wrong number, lady. —Micuican GarcoyLe > had her face lifted and it threw all-her pictures out of focus.” —Vassar VaGasonn It was the day before the big race. yacht was talking to the mate. “T wish,” said John Paul Jones, “that we had a swil boat.” “Oh, that’s all right,” jokingly The captain of the responded his wag- gish subordinate. “Take her to the dock and make her fast.” Bluff old sea dog though he was, the captain blushed a fiery red and grinned sheepishly. —Winuiams Perris Cow Bad to Worse Skippy—I saw a man swallow a sword. Dippy—That’s nothin’, I saw a man inhale a camel. —Texas Rancer We'll Bite “Who was Moses’ father “Hmmm-m-m, dunt esk.” —Western Reserve Rep Car Tuimry-Oxne—From now on, my boy, I want you to bear down. T say, Amos, what do » me for, a Duck? Catirornta Penican Mu—Do you believe reading? Mu Mu—Yes. Iwas introduced to a chorus girl the other night and she slapped my face. in mind Rensserarr Pup Not Wanted “Why didn’t you accept that engagement ring from Bob last night?” “T don’t care for second-hand jewelry.” —Trxas Rancer Tue Wrr—I have a wrench in my knee, fair Pythagora Tur Wac—Forsooth, knave, hie thee away and procure the magnet that we may extract the tool. —V. M. I. Syiver comicbooks.com