Judge — October 15, 1927 — page 37: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Campus Fever (Sorry, Mr. Masefield) I must go down to the C’s again, to the minus D’s and the To the prosy profs and instrue- tors dull who lecture me almost deaf; And all I ask is an easy course, that there’s no risk flunking, And a room that’s friendly dorm, and a banjo’s plunking. warm in a I must go down to the C’s again, for a B I'll never rate, Because of the lure of the foot- ad, and the call of the And all I ask is 2 coon coat, and cut-down crimson flivver, And a saxophone. and a hip ttask, and gin that blasts the liver. C’s again, to the carefree campus life, To the da and the damned with I must go down to the guests, tent and tea Prexy’s wife; And all I ask is a co-ed fair, in reach of the week-end rover. And a passing mark and a soft job when the long year’s over. —Jonun R. Swain Novice Globe Trotter (buying tickets for crossing on the Levia- than)—You're sure there’s no danger of the ship sinking when my wife and I get aboard? Ticket Agent—I guess you've never seen the Leviathan. Well, you've never seen my wife! WELL I'LL RE A NAUGHTY NAME! CRIED THE SURPRISED HUSBAND An old gent was pulling a fast line on a dame. “When I first came here I was so weak I couldn't speak and I had to be carried around when I wasn’t “Well, in cell, and what cured you?” “Nothing, I was borne here!” cackled tke mean old cookie. “T wish I could meet the fellow who wrote ‘Our Feathered Friends.’” bed,” announced old Frothingham. asked old Miss Gillespie. No Present Blink—What your birthday? Blank—A year older. did you get on This heard in’ the room of the rest First National Bank. “That fel was Said a stenographer: low, Jones, is dumb, isn’t he “Dumb,” replied a friend. “TI should say he is. He has been with this bank for five years and he ain’t a Vice-President yet.” comicbooks.com