Judge — October 15, 1927 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “What is a beer stein?” “A beer stein is something you try to rub off after you have spilled beer all over your best suit.” —Darrmoutu Jack 0’ Lantern It looks as though some of the planks in the political party plat- forms of 1928 will be polished mahogany. —Pewnn Srate Froru “Did you know that Pharaoh’s daughter was in the dairy busi- ness?” “No; was she? “Well, the Bible says she got a prophet out of the water.” —Virernta Reev “Did I see you begging last night?” “Yeh, I was asking for arms.” N.Y. U. Meprey “When shall we visit that naughty new night club?” “Any morning you say, my deah.” —Penn Srate Frotu Excited Passenger — The ship is sinking. Sailor—I _ should don’t belong to me. —Onro Stare Sun Drat worry; it Barber—Wet or dry? Customer—Cut my hair. Never mind my polities. —Orecon Orance Own Ik ns! Another amateur.” —Georaia Tecu YELLow Jacket Doctor—It’s a girl, professor. A, M. P.—Sh, my wife’s in the room ! —V. M. I. Sniper “May I hold your Palm, Olive?” “Not on your life, Buoy.” “Then I’m out of Lux?” “You sure are. Ivory Formed.” —NorTHWESTERN PurPLe Parrot “—And I says, ‘Have ya got a date for the Senior Ball?’ and she says, ‘What’s it to ya?’ and I just up and walks away.” —Onto Strate Sun Diat “I hear that Harvard is go ing to give up her crew.” “Yes, the water is getting too rough.” —Yate Recorp comicbooks.com