Judge — October 8, 1927 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Winner of Judge’s Balloon Contest No. 5 Tt Makes Me Furious My wife uses Powder because Gloria Sw: recommends it. Our men’s night for the sew- She wes —'s silk stock- ing circle was a great success, You said it Ara- ings because Corinne Gri hey, Sophia? bella; what a whale wears them. of a difference a few She washes her hair with gents make, ’s Shampoo since Mary Pickford said there was none better. She uses ’s Pomade be- cause Gilda Gray declares it is good. She drives a —— two-seater since Betty Bronson drives one, too. She bought me a ———— pipe when she y a picture of Ramon Novarro smoking one of the same brand. It makes me furious. My wife has no mind of her own. She'd use anything a film star recom- mended. By the way, I’ve found the best make of golf clubs. Bobby Jones uses them exclusively. —Lonvon Opinion QOL FISHRS “Where are you off to in such a hur: 2 “The hat of the man behind has blown off.” “What does that matter to you, that you are running, too?” “] have got itn.” or iie . —Meccenvorrer Briaerrer, R. C. MacDougall, Brooklyn, N. Y. Munich me EN as By Request “You lead the orchestra, sir?” asked the tired business man in the cabaret. “IT do,” replied Professor Jazzolo proudly. “Then would you mind them out for a bit of air? —American Lecion MontHuty UZLIC( )IABELS Movie Macnate—What! You have the effrontery to offer me a new Judge pays $5 for each one printed. idea! Get out! I’ll have you understand I already have an idea! — — 4 EDWARD LANGER PRINTIN ? ©O., INC., JAMAICA, N. ¥. comicbooks.com