Judge — October 8, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Sorp—I hear Harvard lost to Radcliffe in baseball. For—The girls must have a pretty good pitcher. Sorp—Yes, the Harvard bat- ters couldn’t touch her curves. —M. I. T. Voo Doo Black—The girl friend bawled me out last night. She told me that I wasn’t a true gentleman. Bottom—And what did you say? Black—I told her never to for- get that she was only a peroxide blonde herself. —Penn State Froru The pathetic part about it is that some of the final exams are final. —Gertyssura Cannon Baw. “Egad, Ozark, there is enough said about the Freshmen.” “Yes, Rulypluto, they are the butt of the campus.” —Sewanee Mountain Goat “Tis rumored, beloved Aeso- phicles, thou hast a false part in the new comedy.” “Yea, fool, ’tis a lyre I play.” —Navy Loe Local Ad—Wanted a_ sales- girl; must be respectable, till after Christmas. “Well, she’s looking for suck- The Difficult Season Good Pick Up “The horn on her car sounds like a fish peddler’s.” Lenicu Burr ers. —Brown Jug “What are you standing over there throwing rocks at that little boy for?” “I dasn’t go no closer, ma’am. He’s got the whooping cough.” —Toronto Gosun comicbooks.com