Judge — October 8, 1927 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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| JUDGE The Stupid Fisherman once upon a time a veteran camper named eddie orth said to a business friend come on up to my fishing lodge ir the moun- tains mack and fish and every thing and the friend had never been fishing or anything in his whole life so he went to mr. fitehes sporting goods store and bought a 25 dollar 6 ounce rod and rubber hip boots and dry flies and wet flies and white mil- lers and brown hael:les and imi- tation frogs and spinners and things and a creel and landing net and coats and kets with large pockets and started for the mountains and when eddie saw all the expensive outfit mack had he laughed and said look at me I only and x can of worms you wont get ar thing with that rigging well they got to the lodge and started to fish and drink and everything and in his clumsy way mack went out in the lake and pulled in pickerel and bass and everything and eddie in his own woodsy way sat with his cheap rod and worms and didn’t get a bite or anything have a bamboo pole and when the imosquitoes came at night eddie got bit but mack had netting 2nd dope and didnt — ONCE MORE HAVE | MPLISHED | = > Leaves from Myrtles sketch-book No.7 OST anybody M can tell that Myrtle’s papa is a mechanical genius by Although — Myrtle’s papa knows exactly what he is doing, Cous: in Bruce fears’ he is making errors, and warns him that ‘he is placing the port nulli fier too near the star- board vortexer, in the forward extensifier fication to set in. The main dudaddl he claims, should never be used in co! junction with the secondary exasper tor for the reason that it would si trouble in ¢t yme the culminator ion might develop in id cause morti- n By Harry Grant Dart that the forward pearlmutter not be allowed the regulation five min utes to search for a lost ball. Myrtle’s papa says he has no leisure in which to listen to somel doesn't know radio activit St. Vitus dance. ndy wh from the MORNING—No. 7. ind when it rained all the next day eddie got ked to the skin but the dumb camper kept dry with an ex- pensive mac-intosh or something and eddie got sn get a single sting soa s in his line n but the novice had a hundred dollar reel and his line never got tangled good lord kids I never noticed the over and over time hurry up stairs now and re- member the camper with the bent pin and the worms doesnt always win in the end earl did you hear your uncle marvine I dont want to speak to you again about bed up with you or no more fairy stories. —Jack Cue One for the Wives Husbands are like automobiles —if you take care of them you don't have to be getting new ones all the time. comicbooks.com