Judge — September 24, 1927 — page 35: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

iia Dahinda ansssaionsraletn nels | | “4 Are You Going to College? rD.DIE. FOR DEAR OLD anaes The annual fall round-up of the year- lings is under way and from coast to coast deserted soda fountains testify that the annual he; of the cheer le: (hot digiketty-dog). under way! The crisp fall afternoons—spiral punts soaring in the air—the blue haze of autumn afternoons—the gray haze of autumn hangovers—the hard-boiled Com- mittee on Classification—well, are you ready for college? Perhaps, if you are not going to college, you have a brother or a mother or a sister waiting patiently on the campus—some relative who is bearing the bright colors of the dear old Alma Mater and needs a cheering thought. From coast to coast bright-eyed youngsters are hanging up their tennis racquets and letting down their socks and preparing for the great nine-month festival of the undergraduates. Are you prepared for college? Have you properly packed up all memory books, fountain pens, old bottles, fraternity emblems and prom cards? If you have, it serves you right. But, seriously, are you prepared to settle down to the hard grind of college, the serious business of learning how to be a bond salesman in four years of easy lessons? Are you prepared to face the terrific’ mental strain of wondering whether Minnesota can beat Michigan and what will happen when they use the lateral pass? Remember, fellows: all work and no play makes Jack a Phi Beta Kappa and an assistant professor—don’t forget you need your lighter moments as well your light ones. So, with only the thought of making college more cheerful for the student, or perhaps of bringing a ray of sunshine into the life of some relative, some rooter on the sidelines, we graciously offer 52 issues of Jupce and present the coupon below for your convenience. Rah! Rah! Rah! JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY, Inc. 627 West 43d St., New York Send me Jupce for: l year . -$5.000 21 weeks - 2.000 2 years . 7.800 Address wespiesaascaser sesame City. oStatesssessseees comicbooks.com