Judge — September 24, 1927 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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LEADERS - aor“ QC From the Back Seat The driver of a Ford sedan. who was plainly out of his ele- ment in city traffic, attempted to turn around in the middle of a block, and was side-swiped and upset by a hook and ladder fire truck on its way to answer a call. Striding over to the overturned vehicle, a traffic officer poked his head through the broken window and demanded, “What do you mean by blockin’ traffic like this? C’mon outta there: pinched!” “You let him alone.” said a female voice from the back seat. “How did we know them drunken painters was going to run into —Toronto Gosutn you're Two farmers met on the road and pulled up. “Si, I've got a mule with dis- temper. What'd ye give that one o’ yours when he had it “Turpentine. Giddap.” later they met again. i, I gave my mule tur- and it killed him.” pentine “Killed mine, too. —Corcatr Giddap.” Banter ne ¥ ». “T never like to ea “Why's that.” “It spoils my appetite.” —MicuiGan Garcoyre Art—I'd like you to paint a portrait of my late uncle. Artist—Bring him in. Art—I said my late uncle. {rtist—Bring him in when he gets here, then, —Wasiixerox Dirce G8, 2s cert, He—IVho was that saw you with last nite? Haw—That was no that was Lon Chaney. Puppe lady I lady, —CARrNEGIF Excited father—Is it a boy or a girl? Nurse What ou wont ditference ten inyway. zho knox difference does it make, be able to tell the years from now —GetryspurG Cannon Baw Barber—Will you thing on finished ? Customer—Well, it seem likely. —Vassar VaGasonp your face when I'm doesn’t Axoro—Why have a rudder? Perirax—Stern necessity, I does a ship —Darrmovru Jack O'Lanxtersn “The dog ran into the house of Stephen Bellis in the village and bit his aunt, Miss Alice Skillman, in the foot.” —Somerville (N. J.) Journal. If a dog bites his aunt, that's news! —Toronxto Gortis Judge — Before being hung. have you a last request to make? Barber—Yes, your honor, Ud like to shave the prosecuting at torney just once. Stanvorp CiHaparran Tue Hera or Noxenara “Say, Buddy, can I have a ligh —Onro State Sun Diar comicbooks.com