Judge — September 17, 1927 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Our Own Contributor’s Corner Donald McKee FF’ nscore and seven years ago on a windy night in April a horseman sped through the streets of Scranton, Pa. He reined in his foam-flecked mount before the Black Diamond Saloon with a leap stood before the his nose buried in a beer. * tlemen!” he gasped to the g: idlers. “I Donald McKee!” “What of inquired the dis- gusted bartender, reaching for his shooting-iron Donald McKee, or, to giv his true name, Cole Younge native of Tungsten, R. I. He at- tended the Mississippi Radio College and was editor of the Farm Implements Gazette for six months. At present he lives in Irkutsk. Siberia, commuting to Algiers every week-end for no good reason. He is Honorary Chief Whip of the Yale crew and a dead ringer for mond Grif- fith; in fact, he is Raymond Grif- fith, though chary to admit it. Mr. McKee belongs to the Swe- denborgian faith and eats live strawberries. and him isa A well-known jockey has brought a statue of a racehorse. A. disappointed bettor says he backed one last week. —Homorisr EAST OR WEST, "THEY SV cA) KNOW THEIR CIGARETTES!” 1 ar N a certain “dude in Montana, all the cowboys are smoking Fatimas. ranch” For all their quizzical scorn of the effete East, these young | Westerners are evidently quick to recognize the real thing, | wherever it hails from! ~FATIMA a Kinkstou, or email monkey;,as a living necklet. ‘Temperance work- ers are in favor of the ide as it : ady resulted in many men signing the pledge. —Lonpon Opinion 6 BELLANS Hot water Sure Relief Beu LL-ANS FOR INDIGESTION | 25¢ and 75¢ Pke’s. Sold Everywhere “T hear you've broken off your ment with the curate, + Yes. He was so beastly Whenever he knew Jack had asked me to go out with him in his car, he prayed for rain.” —Gatery unfair. The Aristocrat — When you were abroad did you see the Dar- danelles? Nouveau Riche—Yes, we dined with them. —Answers comicbooks.com