Judge — September 17, 1927 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Sees OOKE-VERSE AR Gg 5 “iW BOW-WOW. ~22__29_99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 DITTOES ON PARADE, fpcsico poe cous Oh, see the purty pussy cat, With little wheels for feet - It wears 4 nifty stove.pipe hat? Ard has a bone to eat, It does not drink or Smoke or pet, It never goes +e bed — It_isn't dood for anything, It might as well be dead. ~Lours -age it. LONESOME HERMIT “TELEPHONE “TALKING To \SELF, LE REP Com, eS. AS ING TE WHIT Compuscte LONG ONE OF The HAAS) ARTERIES OF Tearric e originated in Harlem that is "Quite the hottest thing of the century. I don’t know the name of it. It’s just a dance, but it goes like this, ‘“Do- Do- Do-turn- Da-De-I a-turn- La - Te - Te-Da-Do-Do—.” You'll have to admit that it sounds pretty good! cS Went to a party last evening and the most interesting thing there was an ash-tray with a little wooden duck perched on the edge. Really, he was the most intelligent looking duck. In fact, we hung around all evening and probably annoyed him fright- fully—waiting for him to say things. He didn’t, but we still think that he should have and would have if we could have kept the party going long enough. Nevertheless our imagination started working—so now if you'll be good little boys and girls we'll tell you about the most angelic ash-tray—ever. It was just a plain ordinary sort of ash-tray, but it had the most divine little wooden duck sitting right on the But here’s the best part of all—when you squashed him in the sid mouth opened and out came a cigarette. Oh! Yes! He was quite a large duck. <P The G. F.’s have started an- other fad. They buy a perfectly plain silver chain bracelet and then they collect charms—any little thing they happen to take a fancy to—and hang them on the chain, The cutest bracelet we've seen was filled with the most ridiculous little animals. A cat wearing overalls, a goose wear- ing a high hat (teh-tch-brother dear) a hen, some birdies and st any number of barnyard atures. Oh, yes! And if you happen to feel that thirteen is a edge. of lucky number—hang that on too. And one thing morc—the bri lets are rather exorbitantly priced at the Fifth Avenue shops, but if you just meander along Broad- way you can get the same things very reasonably. ~ ad If you are too grown up for children’s frocks and are too small for misses dresses you'll probably be interested in a very excellent shop we wandered into the other day. They sell the most stunning little imports which are much too small for the average person—and sell them at phe nomenally low prices. We reeled out of the place’ simply frothing at the mouth. We’ve never seen such scrumptious creations all at one time before. a Just about once in every so often we go simply gah-gah try- ing to buy the latest thing in Victrola records. Ruth Etting with piano accompaniment sing- ing, “At Sundown,” “Sing Me a Baby Song,” and that very ancient but incomparable blue tune, “After You’ve Gone.” Then two Paul Whiteman records, “I’m Coming Virginia” — which has lots of guitar and base saxophone and is just the hottest thing im- aginable. And ‘‘Wistful and Blue,” which is almost as good. Six Best Steppers “The Calinda” (A La Carte) “Baby’s Blue” (A La Carte) “You Went Av Too Far and Stayed Away (no show) “Rang Tang” (Rang Tang) “Dolly Dimples” (no show) “It Was Only a Shower” (no show) too Long” 26 comicbooks.com