Judge — September 10, 1927 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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aaa Ford in an effort to reveal his own virtues, that’s a different prop- osition altogether—altogether! When friend Otto points to his wad of dough and hands out to the youth of the land ten rules for success it is to laugh. He quotes something said by a man Goethe in his “Faust.” It is nbout sticking one’s hand in the sultry pot of life and bringing forth the multiple colors of hu- manity. Still I don’t see Kahn getting his hands dirty with the contents of the pot. He stays shy of the subw and commutes to work down the Hudson in a Ger- man made yacht. He is demo- cratic to the degrce that he likes to see artists and writers bisect the common strata for art’s sak I'm not sure that he relish mingling with them. He saw two colored boys at intermission one opening night. They were doing a hot black bottom’ on the sidewalk. We threw nickels on the ground. Did he? No, sir! It is the Kahn idea that satire is good when it is not at the ex- pense of the subject. So, really, I cannot say much. Julia—What is the cure for love at first sight? Amelia—Second sight. —Lonpvon Opinion Generally speaking, the atti- tude on Disarmament is that if one nation gives up making bows and arrows, the others will re- frain from manufacturing any more pikes! —P. G Snow She—How is it that you didn’t marry Vera after all? He—Oh, I boasted a lot about my rich uncle in order to impress her, and now she’s going to*be my aunt. ERYBopy'’s WEEKLY “To finish up this affair, let’s make an appointment for next week. Would Thursday — suit you?” “Thursday is out of the ques- tion, I am going to America then.” “All right, Friday.” —Pere Metz, Paris Black—If you were condemned to die, what kind of a death would you choose? White—Old age—Answers EMBARRASSING MOMENTS When you leave the door key at home and the cop catches you breaking into your own house... be nonchalant... light a MURAD CIGARETTE MURAD For those who feel entitled to life’s better things © 1927, P. Lorillard Co., Est. 1760 WARNING! When the Saturday Evening Post number of JUDGE appeared on the newsstands the demand was so great that the issue sold out in three days. In spite of the frantic calls for more copies, it was impossible to supply them. —in the roughest waters. This ap- palling nausea is unnecessary suf- fering. Mothersill’s prevents Travel Sickness on your journeys by Sea, Train, Auto, Car or Air. x 75c. & $1.50 at Drug Stores or direct The Mothersil Remedy Co., Ltd. So—dear public, be advised Pais ba pate THE LADIES’ HOME JOURNAL NUMBER of JUDGE Pt rhe Father nee {ca's liveliest, most uniques most . Py crcrsining weekly magasine. Fuitoh will appear next week. b Remor. : ; EON fout it. Send your name aud 10 cents IMM DIATEUY! THE PATHFINDER, Dept. g.74, WASHINGTON, D. C. 27 comicbooks.com