Judge — September 3, 1927 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Ah; men!” In the Rush Temperance Lecturer—Yes, my friends, drink is a curse. If all the public houses were at the bottom of the sea, what would be the result? Voice from the Crowd—A lot of people would be drowned. —Tirt-Bits “T think the man you married is a fine looking fellow.” “Ah, but you should have seen ERYBODY'’s WEEKLY ZL O IABELS Wreck of Ages. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. ae i, ~ with that parcel. “And he said he’d love me forever and ever.” —Gatety In the mountains of Peru the natives erected a huge net in an endeavor to catch the sun. W< think that they must have suc- ceeded. —Lonvon Opinion Mrs. Blanks—Y ou simply must stay with us; we're close to a beautiful old golf-course. Visitor—How old is it? “I’m not so sure, but my hus- band can remember someone go- ing round it in 69.”—Answers | FUNNYBOVES/— | A woman needs fine trappings to catch a man. “I see that you've given up teaching your wife to drive.” “Yes, we had an “What happene: “I told her to release her clutch, and she let go of the steering wheel.” —Birmincuam Dispatcu Nurse (announcing the ex- pected)—Professor, it’s a little boy. Professor (absent-mindedly )— Well, ask him what he wants. —ANswers Licutnovse Kreerer—No, you’ve come to the wrong lighthouse You want the people next door. —Tirt-Bits EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INO.) JAMAICA, N.Y. comicbooks.com