Judge — September 3, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Our Motto is Service (Continued from page 21) boy to do what others had tried and failed proving the importance of a clean mind in a sound body and in these times of stress with “i lical influences everywhere and aliens creeping into our national institutions and undermining the home it warms our hearts to wel come back this young hero after his gallant feat. America has al ways stood for those principles which our forefathers laid down their lives for at Antietam and San Juan Hill and if those dirty foreigners who are plotting to bring about a revolution don’t like our country, why the h-ll don't they go back where they came from and nobody will miss them. As Brother Bugbce said at last we k’s luncheon the real danger lies in the menace within and if I had my way I would tar and feather every one of these parlor radicals with their crazy doctrines and talk about free love and it’s an insult to American that’s what it is. running — this hundred s now and we don’t need any help thank you is my motto. And the worst part of the whole thing is you never know what they are teaching our chil- dren in the schools like this evolu- tion and maybe their ancestors were monkeys swinging by their womanhood We have been country for t His Aunt to Molly. His Acxr flowers too! Well, in that Prempe Lavy (to equal ample friend)—It do make yer realize yer own shortcomings, dearie, don’t it? tails in the trees but I'm proud to stand here and say that I can trace my family line back to the Mayflower and before that too and not like these ghetto-snipes trying to destroy our American institutions and ideals with their destructive criticism and what I say is, what we need is CON- structive, not DEstructive criti cisin, Well. brothers 1 don't want to The best thing you can do, John, is to go and Yes, but I say, aunt, I was in the right. case, you had better take some —Passinc Snow Trr Bers take up any more of your time so after Brother Ebers has led the singing of our organization anthem we will have a rising vote of thanks to our gallant) your American hero Colonel Charles A. Lindbergh the distinguished avia tor and I'd just like to say in closing that our speaker for next week’s luncheon will be Brother Raymond from Beaver Bend who is in the drug game out there and will address you on “Consumer Service as Applied to Sales.” ‘Thank you. Drug PereLMan Missing “Where is the car Mrs. Diggs. >” demanded “Dear me!” ejaculated Pro- fessor Diggs. “Did I take the car out?” “You certainly did. it to town.” “How odd! I remember now that after I got out I turned round to thank the gentleman who gave me the lift and wondered where he had gone.” —Tir Bri You drove Over two hundred cars took place in a recent motor club run. Quite a toot ensemble. —Passtnc Siow comicbooks.com