Judge — September 3, 1927 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Letter from a Summer Widower (To his wife in the country) Dear Momsy: Came Mrs. Ginsberg yesterday and she was surprised to find you away and she ast where you was and I told her and she said all right. She will drop you a card when her son Sammy comes home from summer school. It she has trouble with her husband and he threatens to shoot her, but 1 comforted her by telling her he was a bum shot. I know this be- cause I was in a shooting gallery once with him at Coney Island, and instead of the clay pigeons and pipes he hit two Japanese that had a ring-the-cane outfit at the other end of the alley. I am getting along fine, and the only thing I do on Sunday besides missing you is go to the ball games. Where are my striped socks, the ones without holes, do you expect to get seems and when +k? Let me know if you need any money. This offer is not good after the first of next month. The cat died, I think of lonesomeness, but we “My wife returns from the country ” Just a second, girls, while I throw down an aspirin, some scrambled eggs and a hooker of coff The dope is that Sweet Alice Blue Gown and her pal Edna were warming over the dirt. “And is your boy friend a drinker?” asked Edna. “And and we'll slip into the idiom. HOW!” commented Alice pertly. “He was so far gone last night that wh off n they served the strawberry shortcake he tried to blow the froth I ought to get a citation for this one. can always get a new one. sides, little Alphonse is g too big to play with cats. reminds me, I won fifteen dollars from Katz the other night playing pinochle. When you come home you can hold me to my promise; you know I promised you half of what I lost playing cards when- ever I played. ) Kiss the kiddies for me, and let them kiss you for me. If this arrangement works, let us tinue it after you get back. Let me know the train you are con- coming on, and, if T miss you at the station, you remember where we live, Love, Porsy. (Tom Foolery) An ’armless Joke Mrs. Grundy complains that Cor—I wonder will he come along qui the ten men! use club? They say them lunatics has the strength of Venus de Milo. hasn’t much clothing on. Why, we think she did very well to get that much on, sidering her handicap. any too like or will I have to con comicbooks.com