Judge — July 30, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE My dears, when we tell you about our tible discovery we know that you will simply be wild with excite ment. We were. It’s a jewelry shop. And they have the most unique stuff imaginable. But this is the best part. They make jewelry to match your person- ality. Have you ever heard of such a novel idea? a We certainly would apprecis a few tips on the latest sl The last expression we heard was “More hairpins bent,” and so far as we know it means nothing. We e been ting for weeks for the opportune moment to pull it. And we've er found a place or time when it would really fit. Anyway, we should certainly like to hear some new ones. test and most irresis- hats and They are very k and are made of just about together. . bout the smartest things we've seen this season. And speaking of shoes and things. We saw the most ador able pair of shoes the other day. They were gray with Japancse prints stenciled on them. You know, one of those prints that you've all seen all your lives with the mountain in the background and the water in the foreground, with strange looking objects stuck here and there. We've never known w those things could possibly be. But anyway, the shoes are positively angelic. Have you seen the shoes to match? Do you remember “A Diary of a Young Lady of Fashion”? Well, Miss Knox has written another called “I Think IT Remem- which is equally delightful. => And you really should read “Doomsday,” by Warwick Deep- ing. It’s simply splendid. Six Best Steppers “Wistful and Lonesome” (no show) “Lazy Weather” (no show) “Tm Back in Love Again” (no show) “South Wind” (no show) “Doll Dance’ (no show) “Flapperette” (no show) Cycle Fees men stepped into an ele- vator, and as it climbed smoothly aloft the bareheaded messenger boy glanced sidewise at the young man next to him. “Hully gee,” he thought, “I wish I had that guy's job.” And the clerk glanced—also sidewise—at the well-cut tweeds and custom shoes of the man next to him, “By George,” he — thought, wistfully, “that’s one of the Junior Partners. What wouldn't I give for his prospects.” And the Junior Partner was re- garding, with a covert, admiring eye, the sleek and moneyed plumpness of the President’ of the Firm. ad,” he had his money! And the President of the Firm, gazing down at the thick, glossy curls of the little messenger boy, sighed, “if I only passed his hand sadly over the pink and gleaming expanse of his own bald head. “Tt seems only yesterday,” he thought, and drew a deep breath. —Srantey Jones. y” CANT TAKE AWAY_ MY THE Ye DECLARED. SWEENEY Now then, pipe this new gag Circuit. worm and a robin met in a forest one time. rinkle fresh from the Kerosene “Would you like a nice job, funnyface?” inquired the redbreast of the reptile. the worm. “Ve. “But do you think I could hold this position?” queried you'll just about fill the bill!” shot back the robin, and he quickly gobbled up the worm. men, there'll be no strike to-day! Back to the mine, comicbooks.com