Judge — July 30, 1927 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE wt LE LES py, FOR “THE- JO, LIVYLE OWES. as) Posi care rete Hi Popocarere Ti, SA vortAs NO. A VOLCANO ERUPTS. “THIS IS CALLED AN ERUPTION. AN ERUPTION MEANS A GREAK- ING OUT. “THIS MAN JUST. BROKE OUT OF SiINGs SING. SING SING IS A PRISON. A PRISON IS MADE OF STONE. STONES ARE FOUND ON PoPoO(ATEPETL. SO IS LAVA. SOAP IS MADE FROM LAVA. LAVA 1S FROM THE GREEK WORD LavATORY, Bory 1S A POLITICIAN+ SOS YouR OLD Man. wt Rone’) What Happens to Impression- able Newspaper Readers (Scene: A beautifully land- scaped lawn, overlooking a ver- dant valley. Two scholarly- appearing gentlemen in golf suits are earnestly talking.) Mr. Hobson—Wonderful about this boy Lindbergh swimming the English Channel on his way to the North Pole, isn’t it? Mr. Jepson (deprecatingly )— But think of this here feller Com- mander Byrd going over there to ror THE- LITTLE ONES. LE: get SHG, Ms HIS IS_ KAMCHATKA. KAMCHATKA IS PART OF SIBERIA. SIBERIA BELONGS 0 RUS- SIA. IN RUSSIA They SING THE VOLGA BOAT SONG. THE VOLGA 1S A RIVER. A RIVER [5 USED FoR CANOEING, CANOEISTS CHEW Gum. GUM COMES FROM YUCATAN. Yocatan BEGINS wet “THe CAPITOL OF KAMCHATKA, Chinamen who were kicking up so much fuss in Nicaragua! And this General Judd Gray who flew to Germany with Mrs. Snyder after winning the golf championship of Europe for Uncle Sam. That’s achieve- ment, I tell you! Mr, Hobson—Well, I see that “Peaches” Coolidge is coming out in that new moving picture with Gloria. Swanson. Great gal, Gloria! First lil woman to swim from St. Louis to New Haven without stopping once for re- fueling. Mr. Jepson—That’s not ‘so wonderful. Look at Al Smith, the fifteen-year-old boy who clean up those poct, just graduated from Princeton College. By the way, did you know that H. L. Mencken has just been elected President of the In- ternational Rotary Clubs of the world and that Babe Ruth starts in tomorrow as Secretary of the Navy? Mr. Hobson—I beg your par- don. Mr. Ruth is not Secretary of the Navy. Mr, Irving Berlin is. Mr. Jepson—I beg your par- don, Mr. Hobson; but Mr. Irving Berlin is Mayor of New York City. Mr. Hobson (thoughtfully)—I guess you're right. Mr. Jepson (petulantly)—Aw, gee, there General’ Grant and Julius Cesar again, I wish those fellers would come leave us Riles woe THe Sn LITTLE ONES- wt) “all ide ee ON Mis 1S A ROAD A ROAD \S A KIND OF LANE. A LANE IS LINED WITH -TeEEs. Rees ARE FULL OF LEAVES, Leaves Fat THE FALL 1S A SEASON. ANOTHER Sea - SON IS SALT. SALT IS WHAT IS PUT ON BIRDS TALS. BIRDS ARE SOME- “TIMES CALLED FOWLS, A Fowe 1S A CHICKEN. CHICKENS GET (ROSS AT EACH OTHER. THATS WHY A CHICKEN CROSSES “THE ROAD. alone. (Two determined-looking, uniformed men appear and take Messrs. Jepson and Hobson by the arm.) General Grant—Good evening, boys. Will you join us at dinner? Qucen Victoria and Jenny Lind will be present tonight. Mr. Jepson—Good old Jenny Lind! I just finished her new book called “Show Boat.” Have you read it, Mr. Hobson? Mr. Hohson—Can't say I have, but Iam deep “Elmer Gantry, by Gene Tunney, the famous Egyptian archeologist. and ex- cavator of King Tut’s tomb. —Artucr L. Lippmann engrossed now in the latest opus LITTLE OWES. : aot This 1s ‘ Sep. STRAW Comes FROM WHEAT. WHEAT 1S WHAT GRAN 1S MADE OF. BRAN IS A KIND OF BREAD. BREAD IS he STAFF OF LIFE. A sTAFE IS A CANE. CANE 1S WHat SUGAR COMES FROM. SUGAR IS PUT IN COFFEE. COFFEE 1S HOT. ONE COAS I(T By BLOWING. BLOWNG MAKES WIND. Hererore - ft / Streaws sHow wai MP A way HE WIND BLOWS. comicbooks.com