Judge — July 23, 1927 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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(Continued from page 7) tlemen,” he concluded solemnly, “Prohibition has been a blessing to our state. I shall continue to vote dry as long as I live.” And we all bowed our heads and offered up a silent prayer of thanks while the bartender was filling up our glasses. We noticed another very good proof that Prohibition is working good here and that is that the wild drinking is all in the younger generation. Most of the older generation is dead. “There is practically no drinking among the children ‘up to seven years of * the President of the Chil- dren’s Aid assured us, “although we still have some trouble with the ten-year olds. Prohibition has saved our children, no doubt,” he added. All the people here say will always vote dry \ seem happy and never go out to drink at nights but just stay at home. So I think it only shows what a great government and fine president we have. Mr. Gordon is sending the expense account and we like it all right here but it is hot and if it isn’t any trouble would you send us North? Boozy Waters, Gusior Gorvon. et Coming with the television era: “PI never speak to that woman again,” said she. ‘What do you think she did? She called me long-distance yesterday, and told me that I looked pale and seemed to have put on weight.” —Derrorr News IIS She—Why should I let you kiss m He—Well, if you want a tech- nical explanation, that will take some time, It's like this She—Oh, go ahead and kiss me, —Everypopy’s Week Is Prohibition Working ? “Two punctures and a blowout in less than a thousand miles, and all on that left front, too! Funny that that one tire seems to get all the trouble.” “No, because your other three tires are Kelly-Springfelds.” 27 comicbooks.com