Judge — July 23, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Picture of a college presi- dent choosing his board. —Crincinnati Cynic Praised Be the Ford I think that T shall never live To see the really perfect fliv. A fliv designed to satisfy The most exacting critic’s eye. A fliv with power, pep and speed, For these things are a flivver’s need. A fliv unlike in every way he awful flivvers of today. Flivs are made by Ford, I know, But only God can make them go! —DarrmovTn Jack-o-Lantern wa “What is made out of?” “Out of doors.” Western Reserve Repeat limburger cheese Se There were no very bad absent- minded-prof gags in 1926, but we did hear one about the absent- minded glue manufacturer who came home and pasted his wife. —Kansas Sour Own 228 It takes a brave man to be a burglar, for he never knows when some woman will mi e him for her husband and shoot. scinnatt Cynic Ahie—Vot is de idea of raising de price of gasoline all de time? Garage Man—What do you care? You haven't got a car. Abie—No, but I got a cigar lighter. —Sovrners Cau. Wamees 28 “Look at Dakota.” “Dakota? Where?” “Dakota got or —Peny S Set you boob.” re Frovit First Roman (at a Christian massacre)—We've got a capacity crowd, but still we're money. The upkeep on the lions must be pretty heavy. losing Second Roman—Yes, sir; these lions sure do eat up the prophets. —GrinNELL MAreaser SAS “Remember, all’s fair in war,” said the old maid to the invading soldier. —Vinetsia Reew ; SFaate) BS POSS Tars. Caxgero Hoso—How far is it to Bumveille? Driver — There’s a mile- stone back there. Hono—But I dunno howta read, Driver — That’s all right, there’s nothing on it. —RensseLagr Pur She—Why the patch over your Had a big blowout last night. —Cornett Winow “Say, Lucy, you little weasel, a man proposed to me last night.” “What! My dear Swastika, and you let him get away?” —Brown Jvc comicbooks.com