Judge — July 16, 1927 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Dentist (to talkative pa-* tient)—Open your mouth and shut up. —Georce Wasuineton Guost . He had only met her two minutes before when he said, “Come on, Kid, let’s neck.” “Sir,” she said, “don’t you ever get slapped for saying that?” “Sure,” he replied; “but I get some darn good necking, too.” —Penn Srate Frotu SRM Bill Donahue—Have you heard our suspender song? Pete Drum—No, how does it or Bill Donahue—“It All De- pends on You.” —Ixuinors Siren SKS Peter Cabriski had secured his first naturalization papers. The English language, thought Peter, was mere child’s play to him. At the next session of the night school he recited brilliantly, filled with confidence. The class was studying a well- known book. The teacher came across the expression, “Sunday clothes.” “Does anyone know what that means?” asked the teacher. No one answered. Finally she turned to Peter. “Do you know, Peter?” she said. “Sure,” he replied, with a pity- ing look at his classmates. “He’s the man that brings presents to good little children.” —Darrmovtu Jack-o-Lantern © Cove CHEER wos Absent-Minded Business Man (after kissing his wife)—Now, dear, I will dictate a couple of letters—Arizona Kirry Kat Crd Try this one on your girl: Get her to say “Stewed prunes” with her eyes closed. It’s easy. —Texas Rancer The hen is immortal because her son never sets. —Micuiean Garcoyie FS Pete—Boy, my girl is good necking. AIl—I’1l says she is! Pete—What’s that? Al—I say, is she? —Nesraska Awawan The coach told him to do some shadow boxing, and he waited for the shadow to hit first. —Yace Recorp comicbooks.com