Judge — June 25, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

| JUDGE coming over to se you last night.” sh you had, I wasn’t —Onecox Wenroor home. First Yachtsman—How’s the old tub this y > Other Yachtsman—Gabby as ever. —N. Y. U. Meptey SIs We award the prize for bow- leggedness to the student who upon mounting a horse found that he had both feet in the wrong stirrups. —Danrrnmovutnu Jack-O'Lantern Peres “By the way, Joe, don’t worry any more about that ten dollars you owe me.” “How come? Don’t you want “Not that, but there’s no use both of us worrying about it.” —Westevan Wasp BRS Belle—I'n going to sue that theme-corrector for libel. Nell—Whaddyuh mean? Belle—She said that my ante- cedents were mixed and my rela- tives couldn't be worse! -Boston Beanror AAS First College President—What is the difference between a be: tiful and a dumb stenographer? Second College President—You can fire the dumb one. —Westeyvan Wasp BLS Lady (calling broadcasting sta- tion)—Will you have the celloist play a request for me? Announcer—Certainly ; what is it? Lady—Parchessi. —Rvrcers Cuanticreer “What were Webster's last words?” “Zymosis, zymotic, zymurgy.” —Pennsytvania Puncn Bowt ad Boston Burglar—They'’ve got the plunder in a tin sa hand me the James. —Princeron Treen Pray. Prof. a sentence with the word ge” in it. Stude—Last night I “prestige” pants and now look at ’em. —Cincinnati Cynic £44 The Hullabaloo Song—Hulla- baloobird.—Rensserarr Pup A A A ay [an fom von? ome : | wet caw sm oe | | JON THE-ARHY |) Yee men erence? | i ager | jolt TRE ROTC 2 F An EDUCANON. « ARMY = fo § WGRT OR WRONG! pS Mba inneelbiicas | \*peokto OTAERS AS you WOULD RAVE THEM DO ‘urtta You GAT ABOVEAL HCC, | BATTLE” ty coUlene om. ae oon ORE Assent-Minpep Orricer- -Damn that infernal racket! -Onto Stare Sun Dirac 24 comicbooks.com