Judge — June 25, 1927 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Rather Alleged Clever, What? Movie Director—I thought you said you could write subtitles! New Subtitle Writer—Didn't Ido all right? Movie Director—Do all right Say, what were you became a subtitle writer? N Subtitle Writer—A_ re- porter, sir. The Subtitles “Comes the alleged sun through a dawn reported by eye-witnesses to be beautiful.” © you “Believed to be morning; with winds said to be fresh from the -d open spaces where men leged to be men.” hat night, it is stated; and in his supposedly luxurious man- sion the alleged villain’ reclined at what is believed to be his ease and smoked what is thought to have been a cigarette, dreaming, so bystanders report, of the leged vengeance that perl might be his on the morrow.” “And the alleged face of the girl said to be Alice De Jones, the director asserts, was drawn with what the make-up man believes to be suffering, and from her pre- sumedly beautiful organs of sig! said to be eyes, trickled tears thought to have been bitter.” “As two alleged birds, driven together by storms said to be of des ps air, make their rumored nest together and alone, it is whis pered, so did John and rumored lips meet in what every- body thought to be a rather long, alleged kiss.” “Alleged finis.” A Beginning “Did you see any signs of Jaw and order when you were in “There were some “p Off the Grass’ signs in the parks.” Se Poppwa—How can you bear to fiddle while Rome is burning Nero—It’s the best I can do the saxophone hasn't been in- vented yet. “Ts that your wife?” “Ses” “Well, there's no sense in your looking for a four-leaf clover.” First Parest—Ihen are Lucy and her young man going to get married? Seconp Parentr—I don't know—they’re quarreling over what the alimony settlement is to be. The Ostermore Body for bad roads. comicbooks.com