Judge — June 25, 1927 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE \AIG- IH As Judgette says, I'm in Sack- clot and) Dunhill ashes... really, My Dear, I mean, I actu ally am. . I seem to be about Harvard sopho popul more... i seems to Cee Just for example, Wm. Laid law, Jr, of N Gy Rochelle, no guilty of the inst modern ite ure in . . he goes on to state that before I started my alleged humorous criticisms of — night that the boys at Yale used to read Jeper regularly if it took their beer money to do it, and less, says. tl greatest cri columnists — and general . clubs, ete., that now, the only copy to be found is the one left by the janitor in the basement of Van Shetf Hall ... but stay!... William mits that if I w time for prep given a week's tion that I could probably give a lad on a holiday from Choate or Taft a fairly pleasant evening, that is, if 1 didn’t go under the table before he did... and he says that his roommate has a copy of “Here's How” and that he’s mixed every drink suggested and that the only kick he’s received is when the man neross the hall cut his finger on the edge of . and he ends it all by withering me with the statement that my true calling is cattle raising! .. . pf Now what are you going to do with a guy like that? ... TM admit there’s truth in some of his statements. ... I like janitors, especially after talking to. Yale boys... . I have been known to go out with Choate and Taft boys, and yes, I'll even admit that I've gone under the table, and (ll go even further. Tl ad mit that all of the concoctions in my book haven’t been balls of fire... they naturally couldn’t be because I didn’t write all of them, but there’s one thing I ob- ject to... cattle isi even my real calling isn’t I never went And then a bird from Columbia claims that I've fallen into. the hands of the Dartmouth just because I OK'd the using crowd reen on the High Hat hat bands... you gotta use color, haven't you? some And no matter what color is picked, the resident of the town of the college that doesn’t use that shade for his alma mater is going to kick too... what this country needs toc the colleges is a little tol among the sophisticates . . all what difference does it make what college you go to or went to? ... it’s merely a matter of luck and environment... . I know lots of good guys that go to Yale and Harvard, in fact, I know a couple in Bowdoin . . . the thing to do is to rise above your school... be yourself, not a Harvard gadgat .. . clip the coupon! Be a. trafic manager! Be anything! And be yourself! fp If you don't like this here now colunin you don’t have to read it! thirty-one other pages of wheezes and funny sayings that are well worth your fifteen cents, or beer money, and you can tear out the High Hat page (Continued on page 2 and 2 DEFER ON = Ch «4=R- comicbooks.com