Judge — June 18, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

My dears, we simply can’t bear another razz from the B. F’s. So we have just decided to write a column all for them. We mean, we just want to talk about all the wonderful types we've all surely known at some time or other. ~ <> Don’t you just worship the poetic type who says: “You re- mind me of brown and white spotted cows grazing on a roll- ing. green lea” (cross-word for meadow) ? ins a And, my dears, honestly, don’t you simply crave the Oedipus complex chappy who — says: “You'll love the mater—greatest little sport ever, nothing old- fashioned about her.” And when you meet the mater ? nS Could you really do without Joe College, who expects you to do Harlem and then Green- wich Village. drink synthetic gin and still be just all pepped up at five o'clock in the morning? ~ ae How about the jolly good fel- low who wi cks incessantly and laughs uproariously at his incomparable humor? And when you are slowly but surely wither- ing into nothingness | aps you on the back and says: ‘“How’s the ki or “Put her there.” <> The world would be no place to live in if we didn’t have the fellow who say he height of my ambition is to have a cozy little cottage in Jersey and four or five (and no telling how many more) adorable kiddies.” And then looks you over speculatively “Now you're a nice, and says sensible girl What about the man about town who is just right up to the minute on the smartest places to dine, and the best pk for dancing and is just too chummy with all of the head waiters? =P Don’t you utterly idoli cozy corner type who says: know of the dandy-est little pl to dine where just we two can sit and talk quietly”? SS. nS Please don’t overlook the dis- ciplinarian who insists upon your having French pastry because you need to put on a_ little weight, and who insists upon taking you home at eleven-thirty and who sits down for just one cigarette (this type uses the longest cigarettes in captivity—) Well, after about two or three hours he has to hurry away so the little girl can he her beauty sleep. And by that time the little girl has silently quit this life from an overdose of French pastry served with ennui: the “] xX Then the cave man who doesn't believe in wasting words on women, Certainly you know the chap who is just misunderstood. You'd do well to avoid c corners while you're listening to his troubles. Six Best Steppers wady Do” (Lady Do) foo Blue” (Lady Do) “Why, Oh, Why” (Hit the Deck) “Sometimes I’m Happy” (Hit the Deck) “Rio Rita” (Rio Rita) “Kinkajou” (Rio Rita) SR for vacation time PocketGen HATEVERyou do, wherever you go, you needa reliable watch that’s sturdy enough for a vigorous outdoor life. Pocket Ben is that kind. He’ll help you plan your days and hours to get the most fun out of the shortest time. Sold everywhere for $1.50. With luminous day- and-night dial, $2.25. WESTERN CLOCK COMPANY La Salle, Illinois comicbooks.com